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Dr. Berndt-Tohsdt
@captainkozmiq.bsky.social
Defrocked practitioner of forbidden podiatry. Voting BLUE 💙 for 40 years. Lover of the weird, the eerie, the creepy, the uncanny. NO DMs.
Excerpts from actual online conversation. I’m the one in blue.

You have some really interesting people fall in love with you online.
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Uh oh. Why does this feel like “Peace in our time”?

I hope to be proven wrong.
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This is how censorship works. Not with an act of Congress, or an executive order. It works through fear.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Do you ever find yourself swooning when a woman sashays by swinging her LLM just so?
September 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Elon, you’ve lost weight!
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Stapled to a telephone pole, seen on today’s walk.
September 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
September 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
New York Times suffered a case of California envy, the second in hours, because of lazy editorial standards.
September 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
@businessinsider.com tl;dr—Tesla sux.

Waymo delivers “well-oiled service.” I like nothing better than well-oiled service!
August 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
August 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Message for our moment: #DoctorWho
August 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Saw this when it came out. Loved it.
August 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RIP, Loni Anderson, a gem among gems on WKRP in Cincinnati. The image of you sitting at the station’s reception desk, reading James Joyce’s Ulysses, will always have a treasured place in my memory.
August 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
News from San Diego ComicCon: Johnny Depp to play Kruge in a remake of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
August 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I felt they foreshadowed Hurley’s destiny when he got the Dharma VW bus running. That was his “Sword in the Stone” moment.
August 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
July 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Spooky season is coming…
July 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
15 years ago today: one of the antennas at the Very Large Array on the Plains of San Agustin, New Mexico.
July 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Storm’s a comin’.
July 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think these are the same ones that could mimic human voices and phone ringtones in the movie The Ruins.
July 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Maybe the Hollywood remake of Srdjan Spasojevic’s A Serbian Film.
July 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
In the US, this kind of action will soon, by executive order, be worthy of a good citizenship medal.
July 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM