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CaptainKay0
@captainkay0.bsky.social
audio aficionado, cartoon connoisseur, pun performer, gaming greenhorn. but most of all I wish I could grow a full beard
That and MySpace. But there’s no good MySpace
July 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’d give it 6 or 7. Let’s call it 6.5
June 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
These days I’m trying to connect more with real people rather than just follow news outlets and brands and content creators.

I’m happy to be here.

*but if you turn out to be a bot, I’ll be so embarrassed
May 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
That line goes hard “If this were a pill, it would be a miracle drug”
May 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
AI won't replace us, Marco Rubio will
May 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm rarely surprised anymore, but the delusion he must be under to make that comparison is throwing me
April 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My thoughts exactly
April 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Constantly pessimistic person here. I have and will continue to help people. But that won't stop us all from being doomed.

Dear God, you're the one not helping
April 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was about to over share, but I’ll level out with a reassuring YES. It’s not just you
April 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The more distance we get from the direct hype, the more wind gets taken out of the Switch 2 sails
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I oughtta check the crawl space in my parents' basement. I bet there's a beanie baby collection worth DOZENS of dollars just waiting to be rediscovered
April 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Why not both?
April 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Agreed! I was hoping someone would say this. Who in their right mind thought the US economy was the envy of the world 5 months ago?
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not sure what you're cookin, but I'll nibble.
Is this poetry or drivel?
April 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM