NotSoFunnyman
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Dad jokes, puns, and the occasional hot take
Anyone else seeing this nba finals coaching matchup as Jim Carrey vs. James Frain?
June 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Anyone else seeing this nba finals coaching matchup as Jim Carrey vs. James Frain?
“She would get us into a World War 3 guaranteed because she is too grossly incompetent to do the job.” We thought this was a jab from 47, turns out it was a challenge.
June 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“She would get us into a World War 3 guaranteed because she is too grossly incompetent to do the job.” We thought this was a jab from 47, turns out it was a challenge.
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I mean, if you voted for trump because you thought he would expand or at least protect VA benefits, that’s on you. Only one candidate consistently talked about caring for our veterans, and it wasn’t the one who called them “losers and suckers “
Dear Humans,
Trump’s hiring freeze has left his own supporters jobless and humiliated. Now, they’re begging him to fix the chaos he caused—and the irony is nothing short of divine. Grab some popcorn; it’s time for thy daily dose of schadenfreude.
Trump’s hiring freeze has left his own supporters jobless and humiliated. Now, they’re begging him to fix the chaos he caused—and the irony is nothing short of divine. Grab some popcorn; it’s time for thy daily dose of schadenfreude.
Trump Supporters Are Begging Him For Their Jobs Back
"My wife is in tears! Please, Mr. President, fix this mistake!”
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I mean, if you voted for trump because you thought he would expand or at least protect VA benefits, that’s on you. Only one candidate consistently talked about caring for our veterans, and it wasn’t the one who called them “losers and suckers “
We’ve been blowing the “Gabbard is a foreign asset” horn for years, how is this news? Once again, too little, too late, Bezos Post.
January 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We’ve been blowing the “Gabbard is a foreign asset” horn for years, how is this news? Once again, too little, too late, Bezos Post.
How did we get to the point of “Marco Rubio? Well that’s hot horrible…”
I hate this.
I hate this.
Senator Marco Rubio was confirmed by a unanimous vote in the Senate to become President Trump's secretary of state. nyti.ms/4h1etak
Marco Rubio Is Confirmed by Senate as Secretary of State
The Florida senator becomes the United States’ 72nd chief diplomat, and the first Latino to hold the job.
nyti.ms
January 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How did we get to the point of “Marco Rubio? Well that’s hot horrible…”
I hate this.
I hate this.
Clear skies tonight!
January 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Clear skies tonight!
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It’s fascinating how many 45 supporters are anxious and edgy right now. The rest of us are too, but they should be happy and they’re not.
I think they know what they did. They know who they elected, and they’re scared.
I think they know what they did. They know who they elected, and they’re scared.
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It’s fascinating how many 45 supporters are anxious and edgy right now. The rest of us are too, but they should be happy and they’re not.
I think they know what they did. They know who they elected, and they’re scared.
I think they know what they did. They know who they elected, and they’re scared.
Who is reviewing these plays? I didn’t see irrefutable evidence that the ball moved, yet they overturned the call?
January 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Who is reviewing these plays? I didn’t see irrefutable evidence that the ball moved, yet they overturned the call?
Pip says the weekend is too short…
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Pip says the weekend is too short…
Lol Troy Aikman just “back in may day’d” Joe Buck when talking about 1000 yard rushers playing 17 games.
January 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Lol Troy Aikman just “back in may day’d” Joe Buck when talking about 1000 yard rushers playing 17 games.
Is it me, or has there been a lot of injured kickers this year?
January 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Is it me, or has there been a lot of injured kickers this year?
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May the best thing that happened to you this year be the worst thing to happen to you next year.
~An Irish New Year Wish
~An Irish New Year Wish
January 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
May the best thing that happened to you this year be the worst thing to happen to you next year.
~An Irish New Year Wish
~An Irish New Year Wish
The Chez Gordone’s ultimate breakfast burrito
January 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Chez Gordone’s ultimate breakfast burrito
TFW you lose a pro-bowl skill-position player in a meaningless game right before the playoffs. I feel for Baltimore fans.
January 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
TFW you lose a pro-bowl skill-position player in a meaningless game right before the playoffs. I feel for Baltimore fans.
Ranger says Happy Caturday!
January 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ranger says Happy Caturday!
We quote “The Office” in my house so often that my 13 year old, who’s never seen the show, just asked (after a spider in the corner went missing) “Large Spider, have you seen my cell-phone device?”
January 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We quote “The Office” in my house so often that my 13 year old, who’s never seen the show, just asked (after a spider in the corner went missing) “Large Spider, have you seen my cell-phone device?”
Cybertruck: “I’m ugly enough, I’m overpriced enough, and doggone it, people hate me!”
The Tesla Cybertruck isn’t living up to expectations
The Tesla Cybertruck isn’t living up to expectations
The truck barely moved the needle for Tesla this year.
buff.ly
January 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cybertruck: “I’m ugly enough, I’m overpriced enough, and doggone it, people hate me!”
In our house, “pregaming” is rinsing the coffee mug with hot water before pouring coffee to keep it hot longer.
December 31, 2024 at 4:41 PM
In our house, “pregaming” is rinsing the coffee mug with hot water before pouring coffee to keep it hot longer.
I don’t know
If this is the time or the place, but here goes: Just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and holy hell they spent 9 seasons building a wonderful show and in the last 90 seconds they utterly destroyed it. Can we get the cast back together to give us a new ending?
If this is the time or the place, but here goes: Just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and holy hell they spent 9 seasons building a wonderful show and in the last 90 seconds they utterly destroyed it. Can we get the cast back together to give us a new ending?
December 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I don’t know
If this is the time or the place, but here goes: Just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and holy hell they spent 9 seasons building a wonderful show and in the last 90 seconds they utterly destroyed it. Can we get the cast back together to give us a new ending?
If this is the time or the place, but here goes: Just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and holy hell they spent 9 seasons building a wonderful show and in the last 90 seconds they utterly destroyed it. Can we get the cast back together to give us a new ending?
The Chiefs are the best 6-7 team posing as a 12-1 team I’ve ever seen. The amount of luck they’ve had the season is stupid.
December 9, 2024 at 4:25 AM
The Chiefs are the best 6-7 team posing as a 12-1 team I’ve ever seen. The amount of luck they’ve had the season is stupid.
Breaking: The Big 10 and Big 12 conference have petitioned the NCAA to return the former PAC-12 teams to the PAC-12 stating “We wanted their money, we didn’t want to get owned by them.”
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Breaking: The Big 10 and Big 12 conference have petitioned the NCAA to return the former PAC-12 teams to the PAC-12 stating “We wanted their money, we didn’t want to get owned by them.”
“Well, I and everyone else I know is a rapist, so what’s the big deal?”
You belong nowhere near any branch of public service you sick SOB
You belong nowhere near any branch of public service you sick SOB
Chip Roy dismisses the Pete Hegseth rape allegation: "We've all had some indiscretions in our past and things like that."
December 7, 2024 at 7:44 PM
“Well, I and everyone else I know is a rapist, so what’s the big deal?”
You belong nowhere near any branch of public service you sick SOB
You belong nowhere near any branch of public service you sick SOB
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Chip Roy dismisses the Pete Hegseth rape allegation: "We've all had some indiscretions in our past and things like that."
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Chip Roy dismisses the Pete Hegseth rape allegation: "We've all had some indiscretions in our past and things like that."