I was a midshipman at a maritime academy. One day our instructor told us, "don't tell anyone I'm telling you this..." and he proceeded to tell us how to butcher a human body using only the tools available in a lifeboat.

Some lessons you never forget.

Two houses, both alike in dignity....

Somebody, Somewhere on Max

There has to be an HR day off classification for this very scenario.

Lateral with Tom Scott which has two crossover episodes with NSTAAF