At least my job in healthcare is safe from the next Great Depression.

I need to become independently wealthy. My plan is to sell feet pics and use the proceeds to buy lottery tickets.

If you don't support Dianne Feinsteins choice to finish her term and run for reelection despite being dead as dog shit, you're a fucking lifeist and need to check your privilege.

My dog watching me eat a sandwich:

why does rudy guiliani look like a goomba

Help! Do we just call posts “Posts”? I need to know so I can start making “posts” about eating snacks and having diarrhea.

Also, Musk can suck my ass.