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Crawling peon
Pinned
For saying "is it" followed by root veg/tubers thus highlighting what a lazy place it is. These were the only times I went viral. Shocking, I know
Anyway I've had my breakfast
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Monday
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Getting prostate cancer to own the Conservatives
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What shall I watch that's daft? Not comedy daft, but daft daft like a sci fi thing or something with talking whales and killer sharks
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I've had a bit of cake, what have you cowards been doing?
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I swear supermarkets want you to buy more gravy or are in league with the water board because they sure as hell want you to cook your chicken for twice as long as it needs don't they?
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Modern computer games have too much story and not enough play. Discuss.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me and my spawn are watching Chernobyl

Some wonderfully bleak Sunday morning viewing. It's what the lord Jesus Christ and his holy spirit sister (or whatever) would want
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
FINALLY
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Right I'm going to read now I'm in bed. Yes on a Saturday, fuck off. Also I've remembered to put me readers on.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And I'm not talking people who annoy me or I disagree with, I'm talking about objectively idiotic idiots
I've taken to actually blocking people now. Maybe I'm a bit trigger happy, but my mens mental health doesn't need fucking idiots right now
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I've taken to actually blocking people now. Maybe I'm a bit trigger happy, but my mens mental health doesn't need fucking idiots right now
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Whispering Dick

United States, Census, 1900
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Willie Handler
My publisher @AmsterdamPB has made the e-book version of Out From the Shadows FREE until midnight November 20. If you decide to download the book, please take the time to leave a review when you are done.
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Anyone know what she's doing?
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Took the boy snowboarding today and there was a ski instructor called Leo that looked like @freepearn.bsky.social

Was it you Leo?
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Although the Steps look great don't they?
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mad how the dancing program bigs up Blackpool when it's a fucking hole
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me as your bluesky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I missed the reform canvassers at my house today 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Now Witkoff and Trump have moved on to their Ukraine nonsense one can imagine the shaky deal re Gaza unwinding.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In the meantime, I'm having a poo. Do with that information as you will.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM