Captain Doomsday
@captaindoomsday.bsky.social
Book reader, writer. I enjoy poking fun at conspiracy theorists and examining the End of the World. I also enjoy politics & history but really I’m not all crazy (I do like cookies). Not a parody account but not always too serious either. Peace.
Mitch would know, he was a middle-aged man back in the 1930’s
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mitch would know, he was a middle-aged man back in the 1930’s
Who else could go for a pay packet of $390k a year right now?
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Who else could go for a pay packet of $390k a year right now?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
Agreed, but unfortunately I am not on any other platforms to be able to help there (and to be honest my handle probably won’t help whichever platform I am on!), but surely there must be a way to reach them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Agreed, but unfortunately I am not on any other platforms to be able to help there (and to be honest my handle probably won’t help whichever platform I am on!), but surely there must be a way to reach them.
I’ll happily join you in that quest. I don’t claim to know anything others don’t but I don’t see any point in attacking the wrong people
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I’ll happily join you in that quest. I don’t claim to know anything others don’t but I don’t see any point in attacking the wrong people
I called you naive not stupid. There was no assumption of idiocy. I’m rethinking that. Your comment was that the PM didn’t give a rats about blind people and while I agree alt text is necessary on platforms like this I don’t think it’s missing because the PM doesn’t like you.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I called you naive not stupid. There was no assumption of idiocy. I’m rethinking that. Your comment was that the PM didn’t give a rats about blind people and while I agree alt text is necessary on platforms like this I don’t think it’s missing because the PM doesn’t like you.
Lovely, very much appreciate your character assessment. Didn’t expect such a thoughtful chap to stoop to that level. Guess that’s on me for expecting a civil discussion?
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Lovely, very much appreciate your character assessment. Didn’t expect such a thoughtful chap to stoop to that level. Guess that’s on me for expecting a civil discussion?
You seem to be equating the PM’s social media people with the PM. He didn’t write the post and has no hand in whatever alt text is missing. I agree that alt text is important but whoever wrote the post obviously does not - and it was not the PM
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
You seem to be equating the PM’s social media people with the PM. He didn’t write the post and has no hand in whatever alt text is missing. I agree that alt text is important but whoever wrote the post obviously does not - and it was not the PM
If you think it’s the PM writing these posts you are naive
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If you think it’s the PM writing these posts you are naive
I told my wife about the pineapple thing and she said Duh didn’t you know and now I’m second guessing my marriage
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I told my wife about the pineapple thing and she said Duh didn’t you know and now I’m second guessing my marriage
More of a tree hugger myself but have at it
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
More of a tree hugger myself but have at it
Sarah could smile for the camera again if dental was part of Medicare
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Sarah could smile for the camera again if dental was part of Medicare
Sure doesn’t talk like a genius. Talks like a 13 year old
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Sure doesn’t talk like a genius. Talks like a 13 year old
Ah shit now we’re going to hunt Bowhead whales into extinction
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Ah shit now we’re going to hunt Bowhead whales into extinction
I liked it when it first came out because it was new Star Wars and Lucas could have served up a shiny turd and I’d have gone to see it multiple times. But now with the glut of Star Wars available it pales in comparison to Rogue One as do they all (except Empire).
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I liked it when it first came out because it was new Star Wars and Lucas could have served up a shiny turd and I’d have gone to see it multiple times. But now with the glut of Star Wars available it pales in comparison to Rogue One as do they all (except Empire).
G’day
ⓘ This user is an idiot
ⓘ This user is an idiot
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
G’day
ⓘ This user is an idiot
ⓘ This user is an idiot
As long as you think they’re cool that’s all that matters. Also muscles are cool
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
As long as you think they’re cool that’s all that matters. Also muscles are cool
It will only work if you buy one for me as well. For reasons
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It will only work if you buy one for me as well. For reasons
What did your ass cheek do to deserve isolation?
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What did your ass cheek do to deserve isolation?
Social media sucks. But PhD’s don’t. Congrats on your achievement and the hard work that got you there
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Social media sucks. But PhD’s don’t. Congrats on your achievement and the hard work that got you there
Please tell me I’m not the only one who read pterodactyl
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Please tell me I’m not the only one who read pterodactyl
Wait until the war on Christmas starts
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Wait until the war on Christmas starts