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Make this go viral!

Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
March 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Had a discussion with a relative who says they're progressive but still voted for trump. Context below but I was kinda spitting with this one and wanted to share

"I voted for Kamala because I hoped she'd do what she said she would, and you voted for trump hoping he wouldn't"

Like, fire? Bars even?
February 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
He's a 10 but he pronounces the C in Scissors
January 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
December 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
3D printed a Biblically Accurate Angel for the top of my tree!
December 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Removing Diddy from songs pt. 1

Wake up in the morning feeling like the Grinch,
Got my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna punch this bitch.
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bite of roast beast,
Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't gonna feast
December 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Perfect camoflauge
December 13, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I don't know what this means but I feel it
December 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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I can hardly wait!
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 PM
A centaur isn't really half-man and half-horse, it's more like half-man and most-of-a-horse
December 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
*Video game suddenly has a bunch of lockers you can hide in*
Me: uh oh
November 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
When you're disc golfing in a wooded area
November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.
"HOT TO GO!" (Chappell Roan cover) • "Weird Al" Yankovic & Will Forte • THUNDERGONG! 2024
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
youtu.be
November 10, 2024 at 11:21 PM
You can distract extroverts by tossing a handful of salt which they will then stop to count grain by grain
November 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
The Shadow in the Sky approaches. A savior appears to grant you a simple solution to a complex problem. He consults his doomsday clock, it's metallic green arm just seconds from midnight.
November 26, 2024 at 4:42 AM