Make this go viral!

Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.

Had a discussion with a relative who says they're progressive but still voted for trump. Context below but I was kinda spitting with this one and wanted to share

"I voted for Kamala because I hoped she'd do what she said she would, and you voted for trump hoping he wouldn't"

Like, fire? Bars even?

He's a 10 but he pronounces the C in Scissors

3D printed a Biblically Accurate Angel for the top of my tree!

Removing Diddy from songs pt. 1

Wake up in the morning feeling like the Grinch,
Got my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna punch this bitch.
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bite of roast beast,
Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't gonna feast

Perfect camoflauge

I don't know what this means but I feel it

I can hardly wait!

A centaur isn't really half-man and half-horse, it's more like half-man and most-of-a-horse

*Video game suddenly has a bunch of lockers you can hide in*
Me: uh oh

When you're disc golfing in a wooded area

From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.

You can distract extroverts by tossing a handful of salt which they will then stop to count grain by grain

The Shadow in the Sky approaches. A savior appears to grant you a simple solution to a complex problem. He consults his doomsday clock, it's metallic green arm just seconds from midnight.