Captain H.
captaincrayon.bsky.social
Captain H.
@captaincrayon.bsky.social
I identify as a fucking problem. Former USMC Captain. Artist. Creator + maker. Father of three + happily taken.
You first, Mikey.
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I also carried these same rifles in war. I think you and your colleagues need to read the room...

Our democracy is actively being destroyed right now, more and more every day by Trump and MAGA, and all you can think of is "let's ban guns?" Jesus Christ, wake up. Before it's too late.
May 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Less "considering" and more "contemptifying" is what should happen here. Just my humble opinion on the matter.
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@marcelias.bsky.social Unbent, unbroken, unbowed. ✊
March 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Put me in, coach. I volunteer as tribute. I'd love the opportunity to tell some of these weak fascist fuckwits to go fuck themselves directly to their stupid faces. 👏👏👏
March 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Glorious People's Republic of America
March 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Viscerally and righteously enraged. I am absolutely seething at the moment.
February 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Personally, I'd call him out directly and loudly to his lying, felonious and fat orange face. I'd fact check him live as obnoxiously as possible, ask him if he's soiled himself yet.

I understand y'all have rules of decorum and such, but the time for niceties is over. In my humble opinion.
February 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Chief piece of shit of the United States. He and his bootlicking toadies need to be fired into the fucking sun
February 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump and Vance are both an absolute embarrassment. Utterly disgusting and weak pieces of trash.
February 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
February 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Go figure, my brain initially read this as "decoupage"...
February 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
There's truly no hate quite like Christian love.
February 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Good. No one should be scared of Enrique "Inbred Chud" Tarrio. Fuck that Nazi twit.
February 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sic Semper Tyrannis. Fuck that orange turdwaffle.
February 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
👏 Let's 👏 Fucking 👏 Go!
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sincerely, thank you AOC for everything you are doing right now to call this POS out and fight for America. Fuck that worthless piece of human trash Tom Homan. The only way these bullies will learn is if we punch them back in the mouth (either literally or figuratively)
February 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM