Captain Commonsense
@captaincommonsense.bsky.social
Formerly TheGhostOfScoopJackson on _ThatOtherSite_
"I never did give 'em hell...I just told 'em the truth, and they thought it was hell" --Truman
Protect the weak. Afflict the strong. Kick the bullies in the teeth.
"I never did give 'em hell...I just told 'em the truth, and they thought it was hell" --Truman
Protect the weak. Afflict the strong. Kick the bullies in the teeth.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is what we got:
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is what we got:
Obligatory "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuckyou." post.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Obligatory "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuckyou." post.
ObWilford:
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ObWilford:
So I'm hearing that this is going to be called the Shitcagawea Dollar...confirm??
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So I'm hearing that this is going to be called the Shitcagawea Dollar...confirm??
Just wait until you leave for a day...
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just wait until you leave for a day...
Respect to @assignedmale.bsky.social for this:
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Respect to @assignedmale.bsky.social for this:
You know, maybe it's not a good idea to have two weak-tea, milquetoast, focus-grouping corporatist apology experts from NYC as the "leaders" of the Democratic Party.
Not that I am against NYC...but perhaps a couple of cigar-chomping, sewer-mouthed taxi drivers might be a better choice right now??
Not that I am against NYC...but perhaps a couple of cigar-chomping, sewer-mouthed taxi drivers might be a better choice right now??
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You know, maybe it's not a good idea to have two weak-tea, milquetoast, focus-grouping corporatist apology experts from NYC as the "leaders" of the Democratic Party.
Not that I am against NYC...but perhaps a couple of cigar-chomping, sewer-mouthed taxi drivers might be a better choice right now??
Not that I am against NYC...but perhaps a couple of cigar-chomping, sewer-mouthed taxi drivers might be a better choice right now??
Now that the Rapture has successfully came and went (again. and again. and again), some thoughts for the Evangelical Christian Fakers who worship the Fools-Golden Calf:
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Now that the Rapture has successfully came and went (again. and again. and again), some thoughts for the Evangelical Christian Fakers who worship the Fools-Golden Calf:
Poor Republican hypocrites...
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Poor Republican hypocrites...
lol, good one kiddo.
September 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
lol, good one kiddo.
I'm not seeing why they didn't just handle it at the scene.
I mean...isn't this the equivalent of an ear diaper?
I mean...isn't this the equivalent of an ear diaper?
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm not seeing why they didn't just handle it at the scene.
I mean...isn't this the equivalent of an ear diaper?
I mean...isn't this the equivalent of an ear diaper?
Arkansas, embodied:
I guess the Whites Only rain canopy wasn't available, eh?
I guess the Whites Only rain canopy wasn't available, eh?
September 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Arkansas, embodied:
I guess the Whites Only rain canopy wasn't available, eh?
I guess the Whites Only rain canopy wasn't available, eh?
Miller is the Reinhard Heydrich of the Dumblefuck Regime.
May he come to the same end.
May he come to the same end.
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Miller is the Reinhard Heydrich of the Dumblefuck Regime.
May he come to the same end.
May he come to the same end.
Rick Scott is an extra from Poltergeist 2.
September 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Rick Scott is an extra from Poltergeist 2.
When nothing else will work for a distraction, start a war.
I don't mention this for any particular reason...
I don't mention this for any particular reason...
September 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
When nothing else will work for a distraction, start a war.
I don't mention this for any particular reason...
I don't mention this for any particular reason...
Courtesy of The Onion:
August 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Courtesy of The Onion:
When FA meets FO: A MAGA tragedy in four parts.
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
When FA meets FO: A MAGA tragedy in four parts.
