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· Jan 29
if anyone ever feels sad or insecure pls pls pls don’t reach out to me bc i don’t know what’s that’s like <3
my new year’s resolution is to wipe less
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
my new year’s resolution is to wipe less
where my cutie patooties at ?
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
where my cutie patooties at ?
happy “happy thanksgiving, pilgrims” day to those who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
happy “happy thanksgiving, pilgrims” day to those who celebrate
at this point graveyards are just goth dog parks
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
at this point graveyards are just goth dog parks
it’s right now o’clock
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
it’s right now o’clock
i can’t be poly ever again bc i’m too insecure and jealous but having 2 boyfriends was so cunt and chic
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i can’t be poly ever again bc i’m too insecure and jealous but having 2 boyfriends was so cunt and chic
i miss who i was when i was a little girl
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i miss who i was when i was a little girl
running errands via automobile rn and i spot 2 alternative peeps walking, one with pink hair and the other with green hair. it took every ounce of self control i have to not roll down the window, point at them, and yell WOOAH WOOAH WOOOOAAAAHHHH WOAH al a keke palmer at the one award show
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
running errands via automobile rn and i spot 2 alternative peeps walking, one with pink hair and the other with green hair. it took every ounce of self control i have to not roll down the window, point at them, and yell WOOAH WOOAH WOOOOAAAAHHHH WOAH al a keke palmer at the one award show
i can forgive a lot of unpleasant personality traits if someone is hard working and reliable
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i can forgive a lot of unpleasant personality traits if someone is hard working and reliable
i am romantic, but no one’s love will ever replace presents. i love you AND i would like a nice present or 2 pls :)
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i am romantic, but no one’s love will ever replace presents. i love you AND i would like a nice present or 2 pls :)
he looks better on me
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
he looks better on me
just booked a consultation for a boob job :)
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
just booked a consultation for a boob job :)
in a lyft heading to the consolato generale d’italia singing my heart will go on with my driver don’t txt
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
in a lyft heading to the consolato generale d’italia singing my heart will go on with my driver don’t txt
don’t let your scabs hold you back from reaching your full potential
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
don’t let your scabs hold you back from reaching your full potential
someone put me on a flight to paris im in the mood to curb stomp pick pockets
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
someone put me on a flight to paris im in the mood to curb stomp pick pockets
im a mamdani sun, cuomo moon, and sliwa rising
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
im a mamdani sun, cuomo moon, and sliwa rising
i hate my chungus life
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i hate my chungus life
i love my chungus life
October 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i love my chungus life
sorry im that kind of tired that has been living in my bones for many years and sleep won’t fix
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
sorry im that kind of tired that has been living in my bones for many years and sleep won’t fix
oh boy another piece of plastic in a new shape or color better buy this to add to my collection of other pieces of plastic that sit in my dust filled shitty apartment
October 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
oh boy another piece of plastic in a new shape or color better buy this to add to my collection of other pieces of plastic that sit in my dust filled shitty apartment
today barry bostwick said i was amazing and that i had great teeth
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
today barry bostwick said i was amazing and that i had great teeth
the wicked for good trailer blew my tits clean off
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the wicked for good trailer blew my tits clean off
the hardest thing about adopting my new kitty is knowing in the event of civil war and/or nuclear fallout, i’m the one in my household who will have to off the kitty before we evacuate
September 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the hardest thing about adopting my new kitty is knowing in the event of civil war and/or nuclear fallout, i’m the one in my household who will have to off the kitty before we evacuate
connected with my inner child this morning by open mouth chewing a raw bagel for breakfast
September 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
connected with my inner child this morning by open mouth chewing a raw bagel for breakfast
what kind of sick thrill do people get from not flushing their bloody poops in public restrooms????!!!!!!
August 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
what kind of sick thrill do people get from not flushing their bloody poops in public restrooms????!!!!!!