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Captain Clench
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Warhammer boi 🔨

Paint and collect: Admech 🤖 | Blood Angels🩸| Eldar 🧝‍♂️| Stormcast⚡️and various other random bits that just occupy my shelf for eternity 👌

Street Fighter 6 JP/Honda cretin 💪

Shrine to Tia 🐱

Balatro fiend 🃏
Just some Servitors to shake the rust off my blue admech scheme, onto the rest! 🦾

#warhammer #warhammer40k #adeptusmechanicus
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Nothing to see here, just a foreign billionaire trying to meddle in another countries politics to install a fascist regime. Usual shit.
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After alI the propaganda, Charlie Krik was killed by Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Spare a thought for the poor Republicans having to delay their own Kristallnacht until they have their scapegoat fully lined up. They've managed to emulate the Nazi playbook in all but efficiency it seems. Their incompetence might be Americas only hope right now.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I finally locked in and painted a friend's Axe of Morkai! Took a good 3 and a bit hours but it was really nice to just hyper focus on a small thing and paint it to a high standard after completing 20 skeletons; where you don't really have that luxury

#warhammer40k #spacewolves #warhammercommunity
July 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Finally completed my 20 Barrow Guard! 💀

#warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
July 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Think this is nice as a final scheme; I went for blue instead of red to distinguish them more from my regular Deathrattle skellys, but mainly because I love painting blue 🤌

19 more to go!

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June 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Quite happy with how these shields are turning out, pretty speedy too; just some stippling followed by contrast paints 👌

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June 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Captain Clench
'People are dead but my son had to postpone his wedding and who is to say which is the greater tragedy?' The man is a fucking sociopath!
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
June 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Someone decipher my cat pls
June 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm trying to enjoy Alien: Covenant but my god these people are so fucking stupid. All of this could have been avoided if they just wore a helmet on this ALIEN planet instead of huffing ALIEN spores from this ALIEN fungus, jesus christ.
June 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Never forget what they took from us
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Predator: Killer of Killers is a lot of fun. They've finally understood it's an easily repeatable but solid concept; just have a Predator fight warriors from different historical periods, then sprinkle in some lore and background on the Predators themselves. Good times. Gimme more pls 👌
June 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Using your 'oh, and one more thing' to announce the next Call of Duty is actual anti-hype. Like, it actually looked kinda interesting until he turned into gun man and the title appeared.
June 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Noooooo, take more ket, crash out, get messy, I was enjoying this! 😫
June 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I love my cat just kinda faceplants when she sleeps, like she's had a really rough day of doing fuck all and is wiped out
June 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
She knows what you did...
May 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
May 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bit different to usual Warhammer stuff, but I painted up this sculpt for a friend's 40th bday present. First time working with larger scale. Dredds steely gaze saw me through the process though, very happy with how he turned out 💪

#miniaturepainting
May 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
AI this.
AI that.
A I'm sick of this shit.
May 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just going to call these done. I'm mostly happy with them, probably should've gone a bit simpler with the scheme so I could spend more time getting the highlights and details more refined, but I wanna paint my skeletons! 💀

#warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
May 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These are taking me sooooooo long but I refuse to let the brain goblins defeat me and move onto different models before these are done; it happens too often and just leaves a wake of unfinished models I never return to. No more! #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
May 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM