Capt Beard
captainbeard69.bsky.social
Capt Beard
@captainbeard69.bsky.social
57 married bi slut love wearing panties and can usually be found in a layby or the woods with a cuck in my mouth. Absolutely nobody under 21 please ever
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I stupidly deactivated my account a while ago but realised I can't or won't change, hope all my wonderful friends here accept me back.
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January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
😋😋😋
Big load's 💦💦 of 2025 😈
January 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Just me totally exposed ,
I’m so happy 🤗
Go on repost and share me everywhere, I dare you, I really want you to 😳🥰😋💋
January 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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as a whiteboy, i know how lucky i am to share intimate moments with the woman and Man on the screen. it's a beautiful thing to witness (as a spectator).

thx for allowing whiteboys like me to be a part of it all ❤️ my heart starts racing and i genuinely feel a connection although im sitting at home 🧎🏻
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Oh fuck 🥵
When I make mention of a "slab of cock meat", this is what I'm referring to. The fact that she's able to stretch her throat muscles to accommodate that monster BALLS DEEP, is highly impressive #sissy #femboy #deepthroat
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Of course I am cum slut
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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My fags hear these all the time cos I have trained them
April 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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When I say "BREEDING IS LIFE & LIFE IS BREEDING", I really mean it. Honestly, what's better than that?? She nutted inside of him so much, that it gushed out of his hole when he shit her babies out. Now that's how you get filled up #sissy #femboy
January 2, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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We've got a few (fun) goals for ourselves this year, but we desperately need your help and can't do it without you ❤️❤️

1 Have a picture get 400+ likes

2 Have a picture get 100+ reposts

3 And dare we say it, get very near or to 10k followers
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
My all time favourite UK whore MilfSue 😋
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Bro just let me Cum in your throat
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Most incredible sensation 🥰❤️🥰
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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I think secretly all white guys do
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Most definitely
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Enjoying my fantasy dildo. I am so excited to play with it. 😈🔥😘
#Sissy #Slut #Bitch #chastity #pussyfree #dlido #sissyexposure
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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"Good morning. Welcome to Starbucks, how may I help you?!" Yes, I'd like a mocha latte with a shot of special cream. Actually make that a double. "You got it. One mocha latte w/ a double shot of special cream coming right up!" #sissy #femboy
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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You know one of my sayings. BREEDING IS LIFE & LIFE IS BREEDING. I don't know why his balls were that full, but he emptied about a month's worth of babies in her hole. Then he watched as she shit out every single drop of it #sissy #femboy #breeding
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM