Captn 🤠
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Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits
A and B
Everything else is an abomination 😭😭
Everything else is an abomination 😭😭
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A and B
Everything else is an abomination 😭😭
Everything else is an abomination 😭😭
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Real Question - how long is too long to not hear from someone you're 'talking to'?
January 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Real Question - how long is too long to not hear from someone you're 'talking to'?
Well it's Friday.... again
January 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Well it's Friday.... again
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Never go to bed with dirty dishes in the sink! 😭
On today’s episode of only children with a traumatized parent…..
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January 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Never go to bed with dirty dishes in the sink! 😭
Single, Bi, and DMs open....just saying 🤭
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Single, Bi, and DMs open....just saying 🤭
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I hate when I waste my energy, my money and my time on ppl that don't give a shit about me.
Like be a fucking grown up and don't ghost ppl....
Like be a fucking grown up and don't ghost ppl....
January 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I hate when I waste my energy, my money and my time on ppl that don't give a shit about me.
Like be a fucking grown up and don't ghost ppl....
Like be a fucking grown up and don't ghost ppl....
Well it's Friday, which means
January 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Well it's Friday, which means
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70% of the world’s population has universal healthcare, but not the US
We are the only highly developed nation without it
Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation
US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare
We are the only highly developed nation without it
Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation
US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare
January 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
70% of the world’s population has universal healthcare, but not the US
We are the only highly developed nation without it
Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation
US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare
We are the only highly developed nation without it
Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation
US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare
Why tf are you in the "Serious Daters" category for Tinder if you are in an Open Relationship
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January 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why tf are you in the "Serious Daters" category for Tinder if you are in an Open Relationship
Anyone else feel like you sit in a constant state of being "too much" for people and not being "enough" for people 🫠
January 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Anyone else feel like you sit in a constant state of being "too much" for people and not being "enough" for people 🫠
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Dec 31, 2021 👼🏻 Miss you as well 💖
December 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Dec 31, 2021 👼🏻 Miss you as well 💖
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Is it me or does anyone else wish there was a platform solely for single folks looking to date 🫠
No shade to other relationship statuses but I'm just trying to find my kin folk 🥲
No shade to other relationship statuses but I'm just trying to find my kin folk 🥲
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December 14, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Is it me or does anyone else wish there was a platform solely for single folks looking to date 🫠
No shade to other relationship statuses but I'm just trying to find my kin folk 🥲
No shade to other relationship statuses but I'm just trying to find my kin folk 🥲
So now y'all can stop saying he didn't deserve to be slapped 🤭
December 9, 2024 at 11:29 PM
So now y'all can stop saying he didn't deserve to be slapped 🤭
Went on a date last night and I mentioned that Sundays are wash days for clothes and sheets. They looked at me strangely and said they wash their sheets every three weeks!
Is it me am I crazy or is every three weeks the normal 🥴🥴
Is it me am I crazy or is every three weeks the normal 🥴🥴
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December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Went on a date last night and I mentioned that Sundays are wash days for clothes and sheets. They looked at me strangely and said they wash their sheets every three weeks!
Is it me am I crazy or is every three weeks the normal 🥴🥴
Is it me am I crazy or is every three weeks the normal 🥴🥴
