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Pepsiman (PS1) (1999)

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Pepsiman standing outside a lovely cafe, in front of a Pepsi vending machine, with hands on hips looking all heroic, seriously contemplating buying a can of Pepsi and drinking it, which in his case is filled with the very lifeblood that runs through his Pepsi veins, so it's closer to Pepsiman drinking his own blood, or at the very least his very own piss. A badass biker that's a spitting image of Tony Clifton has heroically blocked an Arizona desert highway with his Harley hog, trying to stop the menace that is Pepsiman from conquering the roads. Little does he know that Pepsiman, in his Pepsi-fueled frenzy, can easily jump over most obstacles and also isn't squeamish about running right through people if the situation demands it. A "what if" scenario made by your humble screenshot taker (i.e. me 👀), contemplating what the Pepsiman game would look like from a modern, third-person, over the shoulder camera view, running through a big city crossroad with Pepsi trucks stopped in the middle of the road and Pepsi commercials and billboards covering almost every inch of the city. "This is what heaven must look like", thought the scientist that came in contact with "Holy Pepsi" and transformed into the "superhero" Pepsiman (it's the actual origin story of the character). "All shall drink the water of my body, and everyone shall rejoice", bringing an unnerving smile to his featureless face, knowing that even little Timmy playing this videogame will drink his Pepsi blood and/or piss. Pepsiman heroically standing in front of a crowd of pixelated people and a couple of Pepsi vending machines while everyone is clapping, saluting and loosing their minds at the sight of their hero and savior, Pepsi-Jesus.
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM