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vote blue draaank gin get service? pay tips sail ships work save travel cook repeat tax wealth eat the rich impeach fookupblicons the nation's pronouns are we/us/our
insania
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
... that was redacted from my diary. who told?
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
yep. calcium, protein, and vitamin intake are way overrated in former infants growing a skeleton and mouth bones for their future adult carcass to feed and carry
parents and pediatricians are clearly in cahoots with the big dairy cabal...
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
so you're either happy, or... it might be reflux. it's the little deadgestion, the trapped wind that brings total flatulation. you'll sense the meal, pass into you then out of you. then you turn the inner seal until it's open. then it is that you see the recommended dosage of pepto to drink.
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
September 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
doj, ice, hs, fbi are violating the constitution and the un convention on human rights.

the us is a signatory to international treaty that gives all humans the right to migration and right of refuge. we are obligated by the constitution to honor treaty provisions and accept refugees and immigrants
September 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
any asshole who denigrates minorities while alive
is still an asshole while dead. fook charlie kirk sideways with a bunch of bananas. /4
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
... nor shaming his utter disconnection from logic, equality, acceptance, good citizenship, and fair play...

... none of these can in any valid manner be construed as equivalent to laughter or celebration of his death or by one, some, many, or all liberals or progressives or democrats. /3
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
neither repeating his filthy words, nor links or clips of his notorious bigotry, slurs, and hate speech, nor the absence of mourning or lack of devotion to his legacy, nor accurately stating his advocacy for white supremacy, nor deconstructing his abundantly flawed reasoning... /2
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
why do i call 'em fookupblicons?
September 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
what could it look like with no corporate career election winners? or spokesbigots?

public servants could...
spend public wealth on healthcare, campuses and educators, higher wages

to house, teach, heal all persons here, and

those who exercise the global right of migration or refuge? documents
August 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
mcmahonbot is malfunctioning
July 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM