Capt. Tass’aq
@captain-tassaq.bsky.social
Just a Rural Alaskan N8 LIVIN in the big city!!
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Capt. Tass’aq
@captain-tassaq.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I’m thinking a few decades after I pass, no one will remember me and I’m perfectly fine with that. With the current path our world is on I don’t want anyone thinking, “Why didn’t Colin do anything to stop this?!” 😂
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#Anchorage drivers keep trying to hit me on my bike! She behind me and is required to yield. Nope, she tried to take the turn and almost hit me. Blared her horn at me and yelled I was supposed to stop. I let a few expletives fly and went on my way happy not to have to visit the hospital again.
July 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#Anchorage drivers keep trying to hit me on my bike! She behind me and is required to yield. Nope, she tried to take the turn and almost hit me. Blared her horn at me and yelled I was supposed to stop. I let a few expletives fly and went on my way happy not to have to visit the hospital again.
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Judging by my recent bicycle rides this spring around #Anchorage #Alaska, I am definitely going to get hit again. Drivers have no regard when it comes crosswalks. Had one lady today look right at me and still sped right into the crosswalk. That was one of three bad drivers today.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Judging by my recent bicycle rides this spring around #Anchorage #Alaska, I am definitely going to get hit again. Drivers have no regard when it comes crosswalks. Had one lady today look right at me and still sped right into the crosswalk. That was one of three bad drivers today.
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Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
To all Ukrainians out there. I am so sorry. We are led by moron who is controlled by Putin. What a 🍊🔥💩! I am not proud to be an American.
February 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
To all Ukrainians out there. I am so sorry. We are led by moron who is controlled by Putin. What a 🍊🔥💩! I am not proud to be an American.
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All these diseases right now…….
February 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
All these diseases right now…….
At least somebody in DC is standing up to that 🍊💩.
February 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
At least somebody in DC is standing up to that 🍊💩.
This year The Grateful Dead and Bonnie Raitt was great! I’m sure as shit not watching Kid Rock and Ted Nugent 💩 music get honored.
February 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This year The Grateful Dead and Bonnie Raitt was great! I’m sure as shit not watching Kid Rock and Ted Nugent 💩 music get honored.
I was just hoping for a great game where both teams lose!! Is that too much to ask for?!?
February 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I was just hoping for a great game where both teams lose!! Is that too much to ask for?!?
Refs didn’t come to play today. #Superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Refs didn’t come to play today. #Superbowl
🍊💩 Administration MadLib that works every time.
“I simply do not trust ________ to oversee _____________. ___________ is unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it. “
“I simply do not trust ________ to oversee _____________. ___________ is unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it. “
Senator Raphael Warnock ahead of the vote on RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary:
"I simply do not trust him to oversee the CDC. He's unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it."
BOOM!
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"I simply do not trust him to oversee the CDC. He's unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it."
BOOM!
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February 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
🍊💩 Administration MadLib that works every time.
“I simply do not trust ________ to oversee _____________. ___________ is unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it. “
“I simply do not trust ________ to oversee _____________. ___________ is unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it. “
#NYGiants fans for the umpteenth time this season. 😂. What a run by Saquon!
a woman in a plaid jacket is standing next to a man and says i have to throw up
ALT: a woman in a plaid jacket is standing next to a man and says i have to throw up
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January 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#NYGiants fans for the umpteenth time this season. 😂. What a run by Saquon!
It’s to F’n rainy in Anchorage Alaska for Dry-January!!
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January 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s to F’n rainy in Anchorage Alaska for Dry-January!!
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If that 🍊💩 signed an executive order banning churches, his religious supporters would praise him and be happy that they didn’t have to go to church anymore.
Has there ever been a bigger fucking cry baby in the history of time?
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If that 🍊💩 signed an executive order banning churches, his religious supporters would praise him and be happy that they didn’t have to go to church anymore.
January 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I hope they say the same thing about us humans in a few hundred million years. Overall we haven’t left a great impression in the short time we’ve been here though, so probably not.
dinosaurs are so cool
January 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I hope they say the same thing about us humans in a few hundred million years. Overall we haven’t left a great impression in the short time we’ve been here though, so probably not.
And my earrings.
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
And my earrings.