Why oh why oh why wasn’t it Owen Hunt? 🫩

Maybe I should have added the #epstein to my last post just to get someone to read it?

So here’s my question to everyone, do we think it’s possible to raise money for charity just by talking to someone here or on any other social media platform and asking them to donate a pound or two to a complete stranger for a good cause? #charity #question #trending

Every time someone likes this, I whisper “eat the rich” to a passing butterfly.

Message me, I want to squeeze £1 out of you for a good cause.

Hey peeps

Not sure what’s happening on stage now or if they are a they him or her, it doesn’t really matter but either way those knickers do nothing for your bum #eurovision

It could just be the conspiracy theorist in my genes (yeah my dad has gone full gaga in his old age)…but is it just me that thought #Russia with the power outages in Spain and Portugal ? Has someone developed an EMP attack with no trace? #poweroutage #spain #portugal #empattack

@nerdforge.bsky.social so gutted I ordered the wrong size Stealth Cryptic Joggers, bought the top and love it but had to give the joggers to my son. Will you be doing these again? 😭

A&E two weeks running, it’s draining but glad we have the NHS

Deleted all 3 accounts I had on x including my premium and the one I had for my town which has just the best name #tweetgrinstead and wouldn’t quite work here

Was doing the normal commute on the M25 the other day, stuck in traffic and (I think it was) a Citroen came past covered in stickers, not cool ones, just shitty stickers, initial thought - wtf, followed by giggling when seeing the back window sticker “I HATE STICKERS” 🤣 made my day

#hello I just left Twitter after yeeeeeeaaaars because I just hated the crap that was showing up on my feed and the whole thing happening over the pond, please say hello #twitter #twitterleaver