Captain John
@captain-john13.bsky.social
A Splendid Tip: Never allow anyone to put "food dye" in your hair, because it takes at least 2 months to wash out...
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Cat: Contemplating The Thee Little Burds.
May 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Cat: Contemplating The Thee Little Burds.
I have over 1,000 followers on BlueSky!!!
April 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I have over 1,000 followers on BlueSky!!!
Does he look guilty - or what??
April 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Does he look guilty - or what??
Caniballs!! eyeing up their prey.
April 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Caniballs!! eyeing up their prey.
Shutter speed has caught up! A not too disappointed-looking Honza, in focus!
April 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Shutter speed has caught up! A not too disappointed-looking Honza, in focus!
Honza launches his attack (But without bared teeth or claws). There is less than a tenth of a second, between the Arri-Upp image starting to flee, and this one of Honza half-pouncing on him - both quicker than my shutter speeds!
April 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Honza launches his attack (But without bared teeth or claws). There is less than a tenth of a second, between the Arri-Upp image starting to flee, and this one of Honza half-pouncing on him - both quicker than my shutter speeds!
She's just sensed Honza is approaching rapidly from down below... ...at speed..
April 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
She's just sensed Honza is approaching rapidly from down below... ...at speed..
A Cockatiel's Nose Bag/Tin.
April 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Cockatiel's Nose Bag/Tin.
Who's a Pretty Arri-Upp?
April 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Who's a Pretty Arri-Upp?
Boy-Sqqiirruull: With Communion Peanut.
April 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Boy-Sqqiirruull: With Communion Peanut.
Harry-Upp, doing the Slits for the first time. While the other female, Poly-styrene, (g-g-geddit?), supervises, peckishly, from a Captain's Perch Of Authority.
April 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Harry-Upp, doing the Slits for the first time. While the other female, Poly-styrene, (g-g-geddit?), supervises, peckishly, from a Captain's Perch Of Authority.
Even the most, Glitzy-est, Of Night Klubbs, have a colour based Pecking Order.
April 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Even the most, Glitzy-est, Of Night Klubbs, have a colour based Pecking Order.
FYI: "Shane-ey was an Ozzie pooftah, that was exttweemly-goood, and/or, spiffingly-splendide , at throwing cwicket testickes.
However, he still was an ex-Liz Hurley shagger.
Therefore, MY "Shane-ey", is now, accordingly, now, at this momento, re-named, " Sidney/ Most- Vicious - aka, "Sid".
However, he still was an ex-Liz Hurley shagger.
Therefore, MY "Shane-ey", is now, accordingly, now, at this momento, re-named, " Sidney/ Most- Vicious - aka, "Sid".
April 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
FYI: "Shane-ey was an Ozzie pooftah, that was exttweemly-goood, and/or, spiffingly-splendide , at throwing cwicket testickes.
However, he still was an ex-Liz Hurley shagger.
Therefore, MY "Shane-ey", is now, accordingly, now, at this momento, re-named, " Sidney/ Most- Vicious - aka, "Sid".
However, he still was an ex-Liz Hurley shagger.
Therefore, MY "Shane-ey", is now, accordingly, now, at this momento, re-named, " Sidney/ Most- Vicious - aka, "Sid".
Tip of the day: Never ask two fat burds to sort out the picture framing balance/ambience/stability - the see-saw/wonky/wankey/logic, will always prevail... ... and they do not give a shit anyway...
April 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tip of the day: Never ask two fat burds to sort out the picture framing balance/ambience/stability - the see-saw/wonky/wankey/logic, will always prevail... ... and they do not give a shit anyway...
Ari-Up, is hiding behind the my Grans, 1942, bombed out, Aspidistra (which Hitler's Surrey Quays, bombs almost missed..).
April 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ari-Up, is hiding behind the my Grans, 1942, bombed out, Aspidistra (which Hitler's Surrey Quays, bombs almost missed..).
Tonight, Ari-Up, will schleep with the goldfish...
April 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Tonight, Ari-Up, will schleep with the goldfish...
Any idea why Honza keeps trying to hang from the chandalier?
April 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Any idea why Honza keeps trying to hang from the chandalier?
Shane-ey with large, Ozzie, Croc's front-er-most, pointy toof - with the slimy-turd, ex-Prince Andrew, trying to chat up my missus behind my back, in the background (They were right about him! but it took another 5 years after this Lothario-sleaze-crawl, and an intervening, no-sweat attack discovery
April 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Shane-ey with large, Ozzie, Croc's front-er-most, pointy toof - with the slimy-turd, ex-Prince Andrew, trying to chat up my missus behind my back, in the background (They were right about him! but it took another 5 years after this Lothario-sleaze-crawl, and an intervening, no-sweat attack discovery
Just read the ingredients; fenugreek; potatoes; parsley; carrots; chia, (?), bilberries, (which I have never knowingly consumed myself); and a tad of hidden magic mushrooms. Makes your tung go all funny...
April 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just read the ingredients; fenugreek; potatoes; parsley; carrots; chia, (?), bilberries, (which I have never knowingly consumed myself); and a tad of hidden magic mushrooms. Makes your tung go all funny...
Honza: The cat with the heart-shaped tung!
April 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Honza: The cat with the heart-shaped tung!
King-sized Slobber Packs! Curiously obscene Willie shapes! Does not smell half as vile as the ex-fish's ears and toenails, revolting-scented, old kipper-roux sauce squidge! Yum! Yum! yummm...
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
King-sized Slobber Packs! Curiously obscene Willie shapes! Does not smell half as vile as the ex-fish's ears and toenails, revolting-scented, old kipper-roux sauce squidge! Yum! Yum! yummm...
MY Shayne-ey, can climb as high as any cat in the entire Wurld!! So There!!. (He also shits over the edge at the same time).
April 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
MY Shayne-ey, can climb as high as any cat in the entire Wurld!! So There!!. (He also shits over the edge at the same time).
Just taken on Shane and Chantelle, (cockatiels -
not from Newark). Honza is jealous, (but not hungry!). Less than two minutes after being introduced, he pounced, had the birds, cage, seeds, rocks, and water all upside down across all the lounge. Two minutes later, he brought me another bird pressie!
not from Newark). Honza is jealous, (but not hungry!). Less than two minutes after being introduced, he pounced, had the birds, cage, seeds, rocks, and water all upside down across all the lounge. Two minutes later, he brought me another bird pressie!
April 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Just taken on Shane and Chantelle, (cockatiels -
not from Newark). Honza is jealous, (but not hungry!). Less than two minutes after being introduced, he pounced, had the birds, cage, seeds, rocks, and water all upside down across all the lounge. Two minutes later, he brought me another bird pressie!
not from Newark). Honza is jealous, (but not hungry!). Less than two minutes after being introduced, he pounced, had the birds, cage, seeds, rocks, and water all upside down across all the lounge. Two minutes later, he brought me another bird pressie!
A new tennant! Shane has just woken up in his new lodgings!!
April 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
A new tennant! Shane has just woken up in his new lodgings!!
I was testing who spotted the "No Attachment" Drrrrr brané moi!. But for the edification of those who worked it out.. (as did the constipated Republican - with a blunt 2B pencil). I like the; pink lipstick; the sneer adjustment technique; and best! The holy anointing of an Orange Pouf's front-bonce!
April 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was testing who spotted the "No Attachment" Drrrrr brané moi!. But for the edification of those who worked it out.. (as did the constipated Republican - with a blunt 2B pencil). I like the; pink lipstick; the sneer adjustment technique; and best! The holy anointing of an Orange Pouf's front-bonce!