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Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 ☕️
@capt-acab.bsky.social
Rad-dad, vegan, queer, poly, bjj cultist, neurodivergent, armed leftist killjoy, multi-class bard (he/him)
Kid was evacuated from school because a bomb threat, I hate it here.
January 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Of all the reasons I assumed I would be sent to a forced labor camp, my ADHD meds were admittedly not on the list.
November 17, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Times are tough, here’s Iris my corgi-bee to aid you, or at least herd you.
November 17, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I’m so glad I moved to Michigan where I can wear my emotional support sweaters 10 out of 12 months.
February 8, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I came across YouTube guitar lessons on how to play “Fast Car by Luke Combs,” and now I’m furious. This Tracy Chapman erasure will not stand.
February 5, 2024 at 11:50 PM
My boyfriend bought me a new grill for my bday and I’m legit excited about it. Like grilled everyone a bunch of food in the freezing cold as soon as it was built, excited. Good lord I’m old.
February 5, 2024 at 7:25 PM
When I moved to Michigan, nobody warned me that every squirrel would be the chonkiest squirrels I had ever seen.
February 5, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Corgis are actually the cops of canine breeds. No, I will not elaborate.
January 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM