CapsReads
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Book lover (and hater), she/her, twenties. big booty baddie. ⚠️Minors DNI⚠️
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Im so close to a self lobotomy. Omg u guise she's so hawt the sworkers are jelly. And let's pretend to be lesbians so we get more tips hehe
April 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Im so close to a self lobotomy. Omg u guise she's so hawt the sworkers are jelly. And let's pretend to be lesbians so we get more tips hehe
I want to nap but I cannot my work is not yet done Lord give me strength and courage amen
April 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I want to nap but I cannot my work is not yet done Lord give me strength and courage amen
Oh yeah this is 100% vampire haunting Adeline fanfiction (SHES A MANIPULATOR U GUISE AND HE HUNTS DOWN VAMPIRE HUMAN TRAFFICKERS ZOMG). Also why TF is Scarlett's sister CARTOONISHLY evil (context: flashback, Scarlett was raped, and this is her sister's reaction)
April 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Oh yeah this is 100% vampire haunting Adeline fanfiction (SHES A MANIPULATOR U GUISE AND HE HUNTS DOWN VAMPIRE HUMAN TRAFFICKERS ZOMG). Also why TF is Scarlett's sister CARTOONISHLY evil (context: flashback, Scarlett was raped, and this is her sister's reaction)
So I'm 88% sure "Stalked by Seduction And Shadows" is Haunting Adeline fanfiction but this got me
April 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So I'm 88% sure "Stalked by Seduction And Shadows" is Haunting Adeline fanfiction but this got me
Y'all enemies to lovers in the modern age doesn't work and I will stand by this. They're just like... Mildly annoying towards each other
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Y'all enemies to lovers in the modern age doesn't work and I will stand by this. They're just like... Mildly annoying towards each other
Omg I was so worried that everything would change thank God some things are staying the same ❤️
February 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Omg I was so worried that everything would change thank God some things are staying the same ❤️
#booksky
Me: oh boy a decent romance book! There's been consent and communication and relationship building! Nothing can kill my mood
Book: incoherent third act breakup
Me:
Me: oh boy a decent romance book! There's been consent and communication and relationship building! Nothing can kill my mood
Book: incoherent third act breakup
Me:
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#booksky
Me: oh boy a decent romance book! There's been consent and communication and relationship building! Nothing can kill my mood
Book: incoherent third act breakup
Me:
Me: oh boy a decent romance book! There's been consent and communication and relationship building! Nothing can kill my mood
Book: incoherent third act breakup
Me:
This is earlier in the book but this is what I'm dealing with. Bro touched her tatas and she MELTS miss maam
January 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is earlier in the book but this is what I'm dealing with. Bro touched her tatas and she MELTS miss maam
I'm going to die and then throw up and then die this book is LITERALLY just tropes from TickTac
January 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm going to die and then throw up and then die this book is LITERALLY just tropes from TickTac
Bottom #5- whatever the HELL this was from Amazon. Ho ho ho/10
January 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bottom #5- whatever the HELL this was from Amazon. Ho ho ho/10
Bottom #4- Vampire's Bargain. World building was bad and the names?? Kitana Nightshade? Maxamillian Starclaw?? Nah fam. Was promised a story of revenge and I just got Vampire Fascism lol
January 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bottom #4- Vampire's Bargain. World building was bad and the names?? Kitana Nightshade? Maxamillian Starclaw?? Nah fam. Was promised a story of revenge and I just got Vampire Fascism lol
Bottom #3- The Scarecrow's Queen. I buddy read this with someone and never want to see the words "overstuffed p3nis" again. Straw/10 I was itchy the whole time
January 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bottom #3- The Scarecrow's Queen. I buddy read this with someone and never want to see the words "overstuffed p3nis" again. Straw/10 I was itchy the whole time
Bottom #2- Nocturne. Oh boy this book felt like a fever dream but bad. I was excited to give it a read but it was like, the author TRIED to write lush prose and it only came through as "please think I'm good at this". It was never fleshed out but tried to be deep. Maybe it's just not for me tho
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bottom #2- Nocturne. Oh boy this book felt like a fever dream but bad. I was excited to give it a read but it was like, the author TRIED to write lush prose and it only came through as "please think I'm good at this". It was never fleshed out but tried to be deep. Maybe it's just not for me tho
Bottom 5 of 2024 oh boy here we go (authors and fans look away)-
Bottom #1: Phantom by Greer Rivers. Mmm sexual assault, horrible neurodiversity rep, and absolutely insulting my cajun roots. This deserves its own solo rant if I can gather the courage.
Bottom #1: Phantom by Greer Rivers. Mmm sexual assault, horrible neurodiversity rep, and absolutely insulting my cajun roots. This deserves its own solo rant if I can gather the courage.
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bottom 5 of 2024 oh boy here we go (authors and fans look away)-
Bottom #1: Phantom by Greer Rivers. Mmm sexual assault, horrible neurodiversity rep, and absolutely insulting my cajun roots. This deserves its own solo rant if I can gather the courage.
Bottom #1: Phantom by Greer Rivers. Mmm sexual assault, horrible neurodiversity rep, and absolutely insulting my cajun roots. This deserves its own solo rant if I can gather the courage.
Honorable top mentions- Peaches and Honey by R Raeta; The Viridian Priestess by Katrina Calandra, and all of SE Wendel's books. Good, and I loved them, and I want copies, but I didn't stop and sit to ponder life after them (which isn't always the point of reading!). Still loved em.
January 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Honorable top mentions- Peaches and Honey by R Raeta; The Viridian Priestess by Katrina Calandra, and all of SE Wendel's books. Good, and I loved them, and I want copies, but I didn't stop and sit to ponder life after them (which isn't always the point of reading!). Still loved em.
Top #5- The Monk and Robot Duo by Becky Chambers. This book has me legitimately thinking about my purpose, what life means, and where I get joy. It's beautifully written and deep, but so simple. I sat in my car and cried when I was done with both of these.
January 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Top #5- The Monk and Robot Duo by Becky Chambers. This book has me legitimately thinking about my purpose, what life means, and where I get joy. It's beautifully written and deep, but so simple. I sat in my car and cried when I was done with both of these.
Top #4- Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells. If you can get the full cast audiobooks, do it. This series is AMAZING, short, and I love Murderbot your honor. What murdah??? He's just a boy who wants to watch his soap operas!!
January 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Top #4- Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells. If you can get the full cast audiobooks, do it. This series is AMAZING, short, and I love Murderbot your honor. What murdah??? He's just a boy who wants to watch his soap operas!!
Top #3- Dark Archives by Megan Rosenblum. HEAVENS TWO NONFICTION BOOKS? WHO IS SHE?? Educated qween. Never thought a book about books (bound in human skin) would have me in tears but here we are.
January 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Top #3- Dark Archives by Megan Rosenblum. HEAVENS TWO NONFICTION BOOKS? WHO IS SHE?? Educated qween. Never thought a book about books (bound in human skin) would have me in tears but here we are.
Top #2: Reign and Ruin by JD Evans. This is my STANDARD for romantasy. The world building, the romance, the magic system and the CHARACTERS?? The relationship built on MUTUAL RESPECT AND ADMIRATION??? Mwah mwah mwah.
January 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Top #2: Reign and Ruin by JD Evans. This is my STANDARD for romantasy. The world building, the romance, the magic system and the CHARACTERS?? The relationship built on MUTUAL RESPECT AND ADMIRATION??? Mwah mwah mwah.
Top 5 and Bottom 5 books for 2024 in no particular order: a thread by me, Caps.
Top #1: Making a Biblical Womanhood by Beth Allison Barr. This book LITERALLY changed by brain chemistry. Necessary for anyone currently/formerly/interested in Christianity.
Top #1: Making a Biblical Womanhood by Beth Allison Barr. This book LITERALLY changed by brain chemistry. Necessary for anyone currently/formerly/interested in Christianity.
January 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Top 5 and Bottom 5 books for 2024 in no particular order: a thread by me, Caps.
Top #1: Making a Biblical Womanhood by Beth Allison Barr. This book LITERALLY changed by brain chemistry. Necessary for anyone currently/formerly/interested in Christianity.
Top #1: Making a Biblical Womanhood by Beth Allison Barr. This book LITERALLY changed by brain chemistry. Necessary for anyone currently/formerly/interested in Christianity.