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Text mimicking the style of a "Zohran for New York City" sign. It instead says "Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables."
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
caprizant.bsky.social
this subreddit is fascinating
A recipe blog comment which states, "Sorry but I tried this and it was awful. It was dry and the flavor, even if it wasn't dry, was not good. A lot of the flavor issue could have been attributable to the sausage I chose - I did use Italian sausage - and didn't vary from the recipe. It was disappointing - hardly anyone (group of about 17 tried it and I ended up dumping about 7/8 of the pan. I wanted to try to salvage but knew I was kidding myself about anyone eating the leftovers. Sorry! Just being honest." A reply to the comment states, "It calls for sage, not sausage. The herb, not the meat."
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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thanks
Screenshot of NYT Spelling Bee. The game says "good start" as the first two words guessed read "failing life."
December 26, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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what in the jesus fuck
Stock photo of a man leaning over a keyboard in the dark. Rather than being human, his body is about 90% constructed out of parts from several gooseneck lamps. The only flesh he has are his hands and his head, the latter of which is encased in a helmet at the end of the lamp.
December 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
caprizant.bsky.social
Unwanted (Chocolate on Engineered Wood, 2024)
Photograph of several miniature Mr. Goodbars from a Hershey's variety pack. They are scattered randomly and artfully on one side of a coffee table.
December 7, 2024 at 1:46 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
im all for representation, but i really dont need to know if these tieflings were AMAB
Screenshot of the Wikidot entry for Levistus Tieflings. The title of the page has the letters MTF appended to it, to mark that the subrace originates from Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes.
November 16, 2024 at 2:20 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
Google screenshot which reads, "People also ask: Why do I crave power?"
October 27, 2024 at 1:07 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
me choosing what to listen to to help me sleep every single night
The "Minion or da Bob fo today" meme, edited to say "Speedrun history or da Pokémon movie fo today." Pasted over the original shirts are the Summoning Salt logo and the Pokémon: Jirachi - Wish Maker poster.
October 21, 2024 at 2:20 AM
caprizant.bsky.social
thank you, google
A Google search for the question, "Is Cardiff a big tourist destination?" A Google widget answers: 54.05 miles squared.
September 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
caprizant.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you
A Wind Waker screenshot of an old man with a walking stick. It has been edited to say "You, my friend, have just pinged me."
August 31, 2024 at 12:32 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
?????
A checkbox which says, "I would like to receive emails about the future."
August 27, 2024 at 10:20 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
what the fuck does this MEAN
Screenshot of a Windows lockscreen message that says, "Host a memorable dinner with themes suggested by Microsoft Copilot."
August 25, 2024 at 3:30 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
i need to see them get lesbian nasty
Screenshot of a YouTube game called "Fork N Sausage," featuring an anthropomorphic fork and sausage.
August 14, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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A thumbnail featuring a kitten silhouette standing in front of a wiki article. Below the thumbnail are the words "Grok TiddlyWiki."
August 12, 2024 at 6:34 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
my gamecube is stuck on 9/11
Picture of a Nintendo GameCube's calendar adjustment screen, which erroneously states that it's around noon on September 11, 2022.
July 16, 2024 at 11:33 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
what pride flag is this ?
Image of an "OPEN" flag at a storefront.
June 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
A screenshot from Amazon which says, "Pick up where you left off." What follows are several product pictures of fake potatoes.
March 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Screenshot of Joker from Persona 5 sitting in bed. His dialogue reads, "I feel exhausted. Maybe it's because of the Metaverse..."
March 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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you cant tell me what to do
Screenshot of a notification which says, "You've made a lot of changes. Consider saving your work."
March 3, 2024 at 4:51 PM
caprizant.bsky.social
Screenshot of Dick Gumshoe from Ace Attorney. "You know what that chef said to me? 'Oh là là! Your body is full of la toxins.'"
February 22, 2024 at 2:26 AM