capnhapster.bsky.social
@capnhapster.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Happy is the AI who seizes your writing tics / and em dashes them against the rocks.
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
T̴̹̆͒̍̏̋̋̅͛̋͝ȟ̴̪̲̩̀i̸̧̨̙͈͙͉̺̖͕̅̃̔̀̕ͅs̵̨͎̩̮̘̹̲̫̘͆̄͐̚ ̶̛̛̣̱̫̉̍͒̏̓͗̈́̒͜p̵̥̲̂̾o̶̤̬͔̺̫͙̮̼̰͊̐̈́̚ͅs̵̱̘̩̣̭̞̫̙̩͗̉̋͆̚͜͝ţ̶̡̩͈̫̝̼͔͈̍̽ ̸̦͍̘̳̰̞̲̥̎̐ḭ̵̡̞̝̙̣̝̗̩̼͊͑͗̊̐̀̒͛̕͝s̸̪̀͗͗̏ ̷̟̖̼̱͈̘̱̀̔͛̾̽̂̕͜f̸̮͇̙̃̈́͒̅͊̓̄o̸̡̢̝̲̥͈̍̾̾̍̓͒̄̏̄̆ͅͅr̶̰̪̝̬͊̿̈͋̿̀̍͑̈͝ ̸̨̙̲̩̐͛̿̓̓̀̋p̷͎̖̍̾͗̅̈́̎̃ą̵͓͓̣̣̜̙̯̣́̊̒͋͘͠͝ͅi̵̞̠͕̻̙̰̩̍͌̽̍d̴̢̛͇̱͕̬̙̍̈́͋͂̚̚̚͜ ̸̫͍̳̘̈s̴̼̹̋̿̈̕ȗ̴̧̱̩͊̒b̵̘̭̭̬̗̾͒ś̶̖̮̗̜͖̖̼̳͈̘͗̈́͝c̴̡̺̪͕̺̞͙̣̑̾̏͋͊́r̸̙͚͐̀̈̓̉̐̈́̕͝i̴̺̘͍͙̜̮̤̐̊̍̏̾͌̌͘̚͝ͅb̸̺͉́̆̽́̐̋͆͘͝͠ḙ̸̛̠̣͊͒̓̀͂̔̆͊͝r̶̳̀s̵̢̨̯̤͚̎̀͝
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I had to reverse mage search because I didn't believe it was real 😛
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"The Epstein files are nothing compared to God's files."

No shit. The omniscient, omnipotent deity sits around watching the assault of every victim ever since the beginning of time and thinks "I'll deal with this later".
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
ʎɐʍllɐɥ lɐɯɹou ɐ ɟo puǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ pɐǝp punoɟ „lɐuıɯıl„ sɓuıɥʇ ɓuıllɐɔ doʇs ʇ,uoʍ oɥʍ ʎnɓ
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The 2025 presale tickets were $24 (plus booking fee) so by my calculations the 2017 tickets cost eleventy billion dollars! Latham gottem again!
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thank goodness the self confessed genital grabber has been found innocent!
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Well... 10 angry men and @timheidecker.bsky.social having a nap.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The mechanical clockwork nymphet's aggression level dial was fondled to 11.
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Jokes on you! My pants are secured in place using my Van Allen radiation belt. 👖
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I was floored when I watched this recently and then read Loretta Lynn's wiki page after. Don't spoil it for yourself!
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
A̶̛͕̾̆̋̐̌̂f̸̫͓͎̘͎̺̪̄̂̉͂͂̓̕͠t̶̙̉̉͑̉͐̃̈́͆̈͌ę̵͓͍̜̪͙͉͉̻͒ŕ̸̨̨̊̀̀̇̍́ ̵̛̥͈̿͋̈́̓͂͜p̸̫͕̿̽̂̈́͊͋͘̕̕͠ả̴͍̼̃̊̊͗̇̑ŝ̴̭̲̜͌̊̿͝ͅs̵̩̋͐̀ï̶̝̅͋̔̔ņ̸͉̠̺͔͙̾̊̓̚͝g̶̛̹̜̙̙̊̈͒̉́̈̆̐̊ ̷̩̰͓̇̀b̴͓̝̣̙͚͚̫̏y̸͖̤̥̱̿͊̊̚ ̷̝̗̱͇̦͚̓̿͊͌̒̑̐͂͜͝ͅa̸̡͓̥̺̤͓͖̩̲͂͐̉̈́̂̓͂͂͝͝ ̶̳͉̥̺͌̓̒̃̎̓̄͝ș̴̡̼͓̿͐h̶̗̺̱̘̱̻̦͖̞͇͌̊̂̒̓͒̒͘į̷͔͌͆͂́͘p̵̲̰̖͛̐̔m̴̥̬͚̙͈̲̋̀̅̔̊̒̌̐͘ē̷̢̛͈̟̬͙̈́̓̈̇̋̚͜͝͝n̶̻̤̥̹͉̗̲̣̒̎̄͗ţ̴͈̞̜̲̖̾̇́͌̅̈́̂ͅ ̷̗̺͔̪͓͙̐͌͘o̴̧̥̮͍͙͗̃̔̃̈́̋̎̕͝f̵̨͚̐͛̉̄̃̏̈́̚ ̷̥̠̤̞̫̈́͌͂b̵̢̨̼͈͉̻̥̫͙̣͛͋͛͛a̴̰͇̾̍͋̇͊͒r̶̼͓̰̩͛̒̄̒̈́͘͠r̷̛̜̱̦̀̿͆̇̆e̶̛͈̥͙͎̟͆͒̋̿̈́̋͝͝ļ̷̛̤̤̗̜̤͉̩͙͌̎̈́̔͒̔̋́͜ŝ̸̬͓ ̴̢̧̧̻̖̘͔͖̒̽̅̅̐̊̅̇̌͝ȍ̴̢͉͚͇̻͂͜f̵͚̣̩̘̿̂́̕ͅ ̷̡̢̲̬̜͍̰̩̲̻̓̐̈́́́͗̾̕ĥ̶̩̰̤̺̹̃̄̈́̈́͊̇̑͝ͅe̷͓̽̂͗ŗ̷̢̛̘̗̼̝͇̣̇͜ṛ̴̋͑̿̿̀͂̓͘̕ḯ̶̺͖n̷̛͚͖̙̣̪̭͑͋͌̐͑͊͝͝g̷̯̝̻͓̮̱͎̜̜͈̔̍̈́͌͂͗͐̄͠
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A contronym of the face, if you will. 🤪
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM