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Cap’n Eric
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Dad jokes done dirt cheap.
@jimmypardo.com saw you in Ann Arbor last night. Careful, you may lose your not-a-joke-writer card. That ear cut bit was top 5 all time. Absolutely masterful.
May 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I saw on the news that the lunar eclipse will be visible Thursday from 11:57pm to 3:31am. …or as I like to say, “No, it won’t.”
March 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
You had one job, 50s Gold.
January 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just saw The Brutalist and now I see why it didn’t win the Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy.
January 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Still processing. #OnePride #OneGame
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Anyone going to Ford Field tomorrow. If you haven’t abstained yet, please do not speak until the team takes the field. Save your voices. #OnePride #AllGrit
January 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sitting here considering the logistics of pulling off this game in this much time. It’s truly remarkable. Great case for a sound business continuity plan. #MINvsLAR
January 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They don’t have any saxophonists in Arizona?
January 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
2025, the year of the saxophone anthem.
January 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
CBS LOVES a colon in a title. …yet shows real restraint with 60 Minutes.
January 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Growing up, CBS actually meant NFC games. Watching this #Broncos v #Bills game reminds me to all of those CBS promos for top tier shows like Diagnosis: Murder and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
January 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hmm. This guy was onto something last week.
#OnePride #AllGrit
January 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Looks like I’m working on my house next Sunday. #OnePride #AllGrit
January 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Goff being a goldfish.

#OnePride #AllGrit
January 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
8th beer… NOTHING.

#OnePride #AllGrit
This game is so intense I’m barely feeling this 5th beer.

#OnePride #AllGrit
January 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This game is so intense I’m barely feeling this 5th beer.

#OnePride #AllGrit
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
January 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s the last day of school and most of the NFL gets to watch Shrek 2 while the Lions and Vikings’ teacher’s car containing their written exams was stolen last night.

#OnePride #AllGrit
January 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
EVERY TIME I hear “Jimmy Garoppolo”.
January 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pregaming the stress of tonight’s game by shopping for 3 items at Trader Joe’s at 2:00 on a Sunday. #OnePride
January 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Watching Sunday morning pregame shows on this side of tonight’s game, I don’t take for granted that the Lions are among the elite of an objectively elite division. This is magical. #OnePride
January 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shoutout to Notre Dame for continuing to play Eastern Michigan’s fight song throughout this game.
January 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Defense just sandbagging for the Vikings? #OnePride
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ALT: a cartoon of fry from futurama giving the thumbs up sign
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December 31, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Always hated the Packers (always). #OnePride
Always loved the Packers (today). #OnePride
Can’t believe I rooted for the Packers for this. #OnePride
December 30, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Always loved the Packers (today). #OnePride
Can’t believe I rooted for the Packers for this. #OnePride
December 30, 2024 at 12:15 AM