“You know, love, if you want, I could plug up that other hole too~”
He growls softly in her ear.
“You know, love, if you want, I could plug up that other hole too~”
He growls softly in her ear.
Is she enjoying that toy~?
Is she enjoying that toy~?
1. We have strong hands
2. We're not afraid to get wet
3. We love it when it blows
4. We can go for hours
5. We know what to do when things get rough
6. We are good with ropes, knots, and harnesses.
68. We sometimes overload her, till as much as she can take it most.
69. We always try our best to keep her in shape
68. We sometimes overload her, till as much as she can take it most.
69. We always try our best to keep her in shape
65. If it (weather) comes head-on and is likely to get rough, we know that we will bang harder
66. We make her go as fast as she can all the time, while keeping it in the limits of course.
65. If it (weather) comes head-on and is likely to get rough, we know that we will bang harder
66. We make her go as fast as she can all the time, while keeping it in the limits of course.
62. It is not the size of the yacht that matters, its how well you maneuver it into the slip
63. When in doubt we let it out
62. It is not the size of the yacht that matters, its how well you maneuver it into the slip
63. When in doubt we let it out
56. Sailors are sure to loosen the sheets with every ride.
57. We know when to move astern
58. Sailors get blown offshore.
59. Sailors work hard when they are in a hole
60. Sailors are occasionaly over early
56. Sailors are sure to loosen the sheets with every ride.
57. We know when to move astern
58. Sailors get blown offshore.
59. Sailors work hard when they are in a hole
60. Sailors are occasionaly over early
51. Sailors use blocks to gain leverage
52. Sailors are their best under pressure
53. Sailors know the optimum angle to beat at.
54. We know when, why and how to lift skirts.
51. Sailors use blocks to gain leverage
52. Sailors are their best under pressure
53. Sailors know the optimum angle to beat at.
54. We know when, why and how to lift skirts.
47. Sailors drop more cloth on a regular basis than anyone
48. Sailors can do it on a trapeze
49. When sailors break rules, they turn around and keep going
47. Sailors drop more cloth on a regular basis than anyone
48. Sailors can do it on a trapeze
49. When sailors break rules, they turn around and keep going
43. We regularly wear out our sheets
44. A spinnaker is like a lady: treat her gently on the curves but be decisive with the pole.
45. We know how to use the head
43. We regularly wear out our sheets
44. A spinnaker is like a lady: treat her gently on the curves but be decisive with the pole.
45. We know how to use the head
40. Its all about the first beat
41. Sailors can keep that windward heel going downwind, no matter how much she (the boat) rolls
40. Its all about the first beat
41. Sailors can keep that windward heel going downwind, no matter how much she (the boat) rolls
35. Female skippers always head for the buoys
36. Sailors always have afirm grip on the tiller
37. Sailors do it on water
38. A sailor will always scrub a dirty bottom
35. Female skippers always head for the buoys
36. Sailors always have afirm grip on the tiller
37. Sailors do it on water
38. A sailor will always scrub a dirty bottom
31. All it takes to raise the pole is a yank on the topper
32. When the pole comes down, we are still ready for a long beat.
33. We know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.
31. All it takes to raise the pole is a yank on the topper
32. When the pole comes down, we are still ready for a long beat.
33. We know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.
27. We know how to sheet in and bare away
28. We won't mind the feel of rubber....we are used to "wet suits"
29. We know how to properly position our poles... spinnaker that is.
27. We know how to sheet in and bare away
28. We won't mind the feel of rubber....we are used to "wet suits"
29. We know how to properly position our poles... spinnaker that is.
23. We're always willing to double up to increase the fun
24. We know how to keep our sticks up, no matter how rough it gets
25. We discovered the motion of the ocean.
23. We're always willing to double up to increase the fun
24. We know how to keep our sticks up, no matter how rough it gets
25. We discovered the motion of the ocean.
18. If you cant keep it up, dont take it out.
19. we are very skilled at pinching and footing
20. The best feeling is surely coming from behind
21. female skippers know how to grip the extension
18. If you cant keep it up, dont take it out.
19. we are very skilled at pinching and footing
20. The best feeling is surely coming from behind
21. female skippers know how to grip the extension
13. we have lovely tans from being in the sun all day
14. we give a whole new meaning to "ooch"
15. we can harden up on demand
16. we know when to pull and when to release at just the right time.
13. we have lovely tans from being in the sun all day
14. we give a whole new meaning to "ooch"
15. we can harden up on demand
16. we know when to pull and when to release at just the right time.
8. Any misdemeaners can be protested.
9. We can find the best start position possible in 3 minutes or less.
10. We're great at operating pleasure crafts of any size.
11. We can beat hard for a long time.
8. Any misdemeaners can be protested.
9. We can find the best start position possible in 3 minutes or less.
10. We're great at operating pleasure crafts of any size.
11. We can beat hard for a long time.