Whistle, shmistle. If it doesn't burst eardrums it ain't worth sh1t. Get some of these and instead of being fat, racist, fascist incels, they can be fat, racist, fascist incels with tinnitus.... which has the added bonus of not allowing them to sleep at night. Boom. 2 birds, one airhorn...

You can empathise with the Nazis who are scrabbling around trying to pick up their teeth with their broken fingers about how difficult that is and how painful it might be... You can still laugh while you are empathising...

Oh cry me a river dickface.

A little light reading by the pool. Seems somewhat apt given current global events...

Kinda....

I am afraid you are right at the extreme top right hand corner of the F around and find out graph....

"Says three times Trump voter...". And there you have it....

I mean Satan has a point....

Barely 77 pages in and I already want to either slit my wrists or start a smallholding somewhere and grow everything myself. This is recommended, or should be mandatory, reading for anyone. If you eat, you should read it.

Day 2 in the Perhentian islands. We did a trash pick. We got 200metres before the bag was overflowing. If you think plastic isn't a problem I'd ask you to think again. Petrochem/plastics producers I am sure are doing a really good job of running interference....