Mark Smith
@capitanopimpim.bsky.social
Nothing to report really
Richard Osman's gritty take on Taggart didn't make it beyond the pilot so thye gave him a cosy, tea time quiz to make up for it.
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Richard Osman's gritty take on Taggart didn't make it beyond the pilot so thye gave him a cosy, tea time quiz to make up for it.
More Glasgow based telly, I say.
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
More Glasgow based telly, I say.
Do Otto Sump next
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Do Otto Sump next
Colin Robinson really is gorging here
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Colin Robinson really is gorging here
Mine's just car ads (I've been looking at getting a second hand car so natch I want to be bombarded with ads for massively overpriced new ones) and weird, badly rendered AI videos of actors in films from the 80s and what AI reckons they look like now (complete with angel wings for the dead ones).
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Mine's just car ads (I've been looking at getting a second hand car so natch I want to be bombarded with ads for massively overpriced new ones) and weird, badly rendered AI videos of actors in films from the 80s and what AI reckons they look like now (complete with angel wings for the dead ones).
It's very very good
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It's very very good
F1 is terrible, even on its own terms. Best picture my arse.
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 PM
F1 is terrible, even on its own terms. Best picture my arse.
Does it have Daley Thompson's Decathlon? Say yes and I'm buying one.
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Does it have Daley Thompson's Decathlon? Say yes and I'm buying one.
Strongly against all interviews whilst still a professional footballer or manager. That shit can wait til after you've hung your boots up.
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Strongly against all interviews whilst still a professional footballer or manager. That shit can wait til after you've hung your boots up.
He's doing what Trump did to potential Republican opponents. Ritually and publicly humiliating them.
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
He's doing what Trump did to potential Republican opponents. Ritually and publicly humiliating them.
Niche but very good. Cynthia would approve
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Niche but very good. Cynthia would approve
Loved the first couple of seasons when it was more grounded (to an extent) by actual history and had the 60s aesthetic but it's ace. My only gripe is Joel Kinnaman's old age make-up does not convince
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Loved the first couple of seasons when it was more grounded (to an extent) by actual history and had the 60s aesthetic but it's ace. My only gripe is Joel Kinnaman's old age make-up does not convince
National Lampdunes Christmas Vacation
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
National Lampdunes Christmas Vacation
And now I know what Myrhh is. It was the name of the baby velociraptor that became JC's life long companion.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
And now I know what Myrhh is. It was the name of the baby velociraptor that became JC's life long companion.
..and it's a film I have decided I will never watch, for utterly trifling reasons.
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
..and it's a film I have decided I will never watch, for utterly trifling reasons.
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino On-line
Casino On-line
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino On-line
Casino On-line
Merry Christmas to you and yours Ned. Listened to NSF from the Tour this year whilst my wife and I cycled the Camino and channeled our inner Pogacars. Have a great Christmas and New Year
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Merry Christmas to you and yours Ned. Listened to NSF from the Tour this year whilst my wife and I cycled the Camino and channeled our inner Pogacars. Have a great Christmas and New Year
Eating pate to own the libs
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Eating pate to own the libs
(I did love the film though)
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
(I did love the film though)
Amongst other things, it wasn't clear why they launched so few interceptor missiles. I know they're expensive and there aren't many of them but you're tracking only one inbound missile and no evidence of others. Fire more than 2.
December 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Amongst other things, it wasn't clear why they launched so few interceptor missiles. I know they're expensive and there aren't many of them but you're tracking only one inbound missile and no evidence of others. Fire more than 2.
By the time this gets through the usual development and contractual bun fight, only 2 keels will get laid down and then take years to get completed before being quietly mothballed. Zumwalt class clusterfuck on steroids incoming.
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
By the time this gets through the usual development and contractual bun fight, only 2 keels will get laid down and then take years to get completed before being quietly mothballed. Zumwalt class clusterfuck on steroids incoming.