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Slime 💚🧪
@capernica.bsky.social
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✧ ˚ Certified yapper
✧ ˚ Anime enthusiast
✧ ˚ Book reader
✧ ˚ Single player story driven rpg player
✧ ˚ Animal lover
✧ ˚ Concert go-er.
🕹️PSN: Capernica
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And capitalism
A pink background with white hears and a bratz doll wearing a yellow top and green skirt and brown heels with brown hair standing to the side and the words “when times get tough I just blame everything on United States of America”
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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All I want for valentines this year
A heart card being held by brown hands with the words Financial stability” taped on
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Jake the dog with a concerned look on his face in the middle of eating cereal
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Started playing Heartopia instead of finishing a real game hehe but it’s so fun
Me on the far left in all black a black weather jacket and back pants with my fishing rod next to Mimi in the middle in cat ears and a black set of clothes hoodie and sweatpants with a fishing rod and Miya on the far right with purple hair and a brown coat with grey hoodie and her fishing rod
January 25, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Me during this storm
A four panel meme of a little hamster in bed the first frame says (wakes up) oh no it’s too cold outside of my bed the second frame says oh noooo I can’t leave my bed the third frame says oh noooo what a shame oh noooo and the fourth Fran is the hampster going back to bed credits to @laicchiato on Twitter
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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Me because I haven’t had a Dr Pepper in five days if anyone cares
A girl in a pink dress and white socks collapsed dramatically on a staircase with red carpet running through the middle.
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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I got a new tattoo if you know ball you get it
January 19, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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Sometimes when I howl at the moon I wonder if you all are howling at the same time 🥺
A wolf with wings with fire in the back and the words “good morning pack mates”
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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A little money stuffie with the words “u know what will really ruin ur day? Anything if ur sensitive enough”
January 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Sailor Moon giving the finger with the words FUCK ICE repeating behind her and Luna striking a cute pose
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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💅🏼
Jake’s mom from adventure time saying “sure my waist is bigger but that just means more gullets for my ammo belt”
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Well?
A cat staring with the words “I have work tomorrow does anyone feel bad for me”
January 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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My 2026 mantra
A quote from the button lady on TikTok who said she wanted to collect 365 buttons to carry around to feel the passage time and when asked to explain what she meant by doing that she said “hey so it only has to make sense for me to do it and I don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else” and honestly what a queen she’s so right
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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My first selfie from 2016 to my last selfie of 2026. The amount of change is crazy lol I’m always on a side mission these days also jeez I was a baby in 2016
Slime baby selfie with her shoulder cut off shirt showing off my collarbone tattoo and moon necklace Slime in a Krampus costume with horns and a Santa costume
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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This year I went to 12 concerts, read 24 books, and played over 14 new video games. As someone with unmediated adhd I’m proud of those numbers because I distract easily. I also got to meet Miya and Mimi irl and see several friends get married. I hope 2026 is just as blessed as this year was.
A man yelling into a megaphone with the words “okay let’s try that again but this time good” A dollar bill with eyes and lips holding a little purse with pink boots and the words “miss handled-funds” Slime wearing a hat and a black jacket taking a selfie in a blue lit bathroom with a candle in front of the mirror. The most sweetest and amazing cutest perfect Bigby being hugged by Miya and giving her the side eye.
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Don’t talk to me or my son Robert the Pig ever again
An egg custard bun that looks like a piggy
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Happy Monday 🧍🏽‍♀️
A clay doll looking Lois from Family Guy looking high with the words “I am just so, And it’s getting really”
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Me because I’ve woken up with a headache two days in a row.
A cat checking in another cat asking “u good” and the other cat saying “no”
December 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Not bad for throwing this together literally four hours ago. I don’t even care if I win the contest I just think I look cool af. 😅🙂‍↕️
Slime dressed up as Krampus with hoof legs and black claws and a ton up Santa outfit and devil horns
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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One of my friends made me the sweetest charm with my favorite song and she brought me petals from their show 😭🥹
A key charm that says Euclid with a flamingo and pink flower and sword
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Dennis always gets his man
Slime dressed up as Dennis from the SpongeBob movie with a red and white bandana and black Sunglasses
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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A white dog whose is face looks smaller through a wine glass and the words “that dog in me has been euthanized”
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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How is it already Monday again
A frozen Pepe in the snow
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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This is who you’re asking to go out on a weekday night.
The old witch from Howls Moving Castle in bed with a little pink cap on and a little peach blanket
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Me when my friends ask why I keep disappearing:
Joe Manganiello with a beard and disheveled hair and a hoodie on saying “going through a little bit of a depresh”
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM