Caper Cris
@capercris.bsky.social
If only Kleenex boxes could talk..
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
If only Kleenex boxes could talk..
That can’t be real, he looks like it’s actually bothering him 🙄
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
That can’t be real, he looks like it’s actually bothering him 🙄
How long before they declare that the “other” half time show had the highest rating EVER of any halftime show 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
How long before they declare that the “other” half time show had the highest rating EVER of any halftime show 🤣
Nothing but the best people 🙄
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Nothing but the best people 🙄
It’s ummm….generous?
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
It’s ummm….generous?
He’s such a good sport 😂
January 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
He’s such a good sport 😂
He’s even more terrifying when he speaks 😝
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
He’s even more terrifying when he speaks 😝
They have copies of everything already
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
They have copies of everything already
I’m confused… is he going after Iceland next or is he just a buffoon? Maybe both?!
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I’m confused… is he going after Iceland next or is he just a buffoon? Maybe both?!
He has no intention of releasing a health care plan. It’s a carrot he’s been dangling in front of his supporters because he knows they need it. He won’t spend money to implement it. He doesn’t care about them.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
He has no intention of releasing a health care plan. It’s a carrot he’s been dangling in front of his supporters because he knows they need it. He won’t spend money to implement it. He doesn’t care about them.
He’s a contrarian. He doesn’t know how to be anything else.
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
He’s a contrarian. He doesn’t know how to be anything else.
These people are absolutely batshit crazy. No other way to describe them 🙄
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
These people are absolutely batshit crazy. No other way to describe them 🙄
Americans are literally killing each other for sport and republicans sold their souls to the orange devil. I’m quite happy to pay a little more if it means less dependence on the shit show that is the USA. My standard of living is perfectly fine, JD!
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Americans are literally killing each other for sport and republicans sold their souls to the orange devil. I’m quite happy to pay a little more if it means less dependence on the shit show that is the USA. My standard of living is perfectly fine, JD!
Try being a Lions fan 😢 injuries ended their season early.
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Try being a Lions fan 😢 injuries ended their season early.
Not the first and not the last, unfortunately.
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Not the first and not the last, unfortunately.
He has no intention of leaving the WH.
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
He has no intention of leaving the WH.
He’s so disgusting
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He’s so disgusting
Who knew Cheetos could be so petulant?
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who knew Cheetos could be so petulant?
I don’t think for a second that he believes Portland is on fire. He’s not being fooled, he’s trying to fool people into believing that he needs to send in the military.
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don’t think for a second that he believes Portland is on fire. He’s not being fooled, he’s trying to fool people into believing that he needs to send in the military.
Being called transformative alone is not necessarily a compliment.
October 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Being called transformative alone is not necessarily a compliment.
I wish more people would understand this!
October 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I wish more people would understand this!
Grifters gonna grift….
September 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Grifters gonna grift….