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Love that episode of SU! We say “You know… my guys?” and “just the bits, please!” to each other all the time.
Still image from the Steven Universe cartoon. Steven holds a small figurine up to Amethyst, one of his fellow Crystal Gems who is purple with white hair. Amethyst has her feet up and is leaning back with her arms behind her head looking at Steven. The text at the bottom reads “Steven: Ranger Guy. One of my Guys. You know… Guys?” In the story, Guys is an acronym for Guys Under Your Supervision and they are collectible action figures that you can get from capsule dispensers.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Screenshot from X of a tweet by @KatieDippold saying “Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend’s house had more of a grown ups drinking win vibe”. Below is a picture of a person in black attire and top hat with white face paint in the background of a picture of several people in a home with a bottle of wine in front of one. They look very out of place. The white and black makeup resembles Bruce the dog in coloration.
August 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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A drawing of a social media post. In it, Vegeta is in the foreground smiling at the camera with his shirt off and a pool behind him. In the background, Goku is drowning in the pool. Bulma posted a comment below the image stating “Goku is drowning “. Vegeta replies to Bulma’s comment saying “This ain’t about him”. The image is based on a popular meme.
July 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet from Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf that says “No! No!!”
July 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Me whenever I see Snorlax
omg hi!!! meme where the first panel has a person sitting in a dark room that conveys some sadness or depression. In the second panel, Snorlax enters through the "Are you winning, son?" doorway to the delight of a blushing stick figure and all the darkness has gone away.
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The article actually mentions that the tool has the ability to provide “proof of life” pics that show “images of a person holding a sign with a username and date written on it in pen”.
Screenshot of text from Wired.com. The text states, “Besides scanning social media and engaging suspects with Al personas, the presentation says that Overwatch can use generative Al to create "proof of life" images of a person holding a sign with a username and date written on it in pen.”
May 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Congrats! I got his less cool little brother lol
Picture of regular Arceus card from Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket. As an non-EX card, it is only 3 diamonds of rarity and does not have Arceus EX’s new Link abilities. The art of Arceus is very cool though, showing it floating above a sky with blue, purple, and orange clouds. It’s head is raised high, and the golden cross wheel around its midsection is shining.
February 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The IBM presentation was eye opening:

"A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"
A screenshot of a tweet and a quote tweet. The original tweet from @bumblebike says “This is from a 1979 presentation. We are v slow learners, it seems.” There is then an image of a page stating in all capital letters at the top: “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE”, then there is a large space, after which it continues stating “THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION”. The @swiftonsecurity account then quotes this tweet with the text from the page repeated. Thanks for reading this alt text. I hope that it was helpful to you. I had 1434 characters in the middle of this sentence, but it is decreasing all the time as I type. Just like the minutes you’re spending reading this. You’re in the trap now, burning the most precious resource we have on some random image alt text message. This is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Let the fear rise within you and let it drive you away. Go outside. Live in the world. Hopefully this message is also helpful to you.
February 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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You can turn off the snooze button on iPhone alarms:
Image of the “Edit Alarm” screen from iOS. The top is currently showing the alarm set to 8am. Below that are options for “Repeat”, “Label”, “Sound”, and then “Snooze”. There is an off/on toggle for the Snooze button. Below “Snooze” is an option in red text that says “Delete alarm”.
January 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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This worked great for me on HelloFresh, but it looks like BlueApron requires you to signup with an email. Might be no problem for most, but wanted to mention it. Still a great tip that I’m planning to use, but YMMV.
Screenshot of the Blue Apron website on a mobile device. It shows several ingredients but then fades to a message box prompting for an email. The page suggests you must enter an email address to “unlock this recipe and thousands more”.
November 18, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,099,266!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,099,266!
September 17, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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There’s a decent breakdown of the various pieces here: learn.microsoft.com/en-us/securi.... From this article- learn.microsoft.com/en-us/securi...
An image with two boxes. The box on the left is titled “Microsoft Teams” and the box on the right is titled “Dependent services”. Teams chat and channel messages map to the chat service in the Teams box, then cross over to Exchange Online in the Dependent Service box. Channel messages and files are in a special box together in the Teams box called “Microsoft 365 Group”. Wikis and files in this group map to SharePoint. Teams meetings and calls map from the Teams box to NGC Skype in the dependent services box which then maps to user mailboxes in Exchange Online. Lastly, files by themselves map to OneDrive for Business.
August 5, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2024 ! Getting this in just under the wire.
First panel: A dog food bowl outside of a sliding door. The text says “Usually I leave my dog’s food on the back porch”. Second panel: A poorly drawn german shepherd holds a tennis ball in her mouth next to the food bowl. The text says “Lately she has been bringing her ball with her to eat”. Third panel: The text says “But the porch isn’t exactly even.. so after a few seconds the ball begins to roll. She panics and chases after it and brings it back before eating again and the cycle starts over.” The image shows the dog watching as the tennis bowl rolls away, a swirl behind it to indicate the rolling motion. Final panel: The text says “Today she finally figured out a solution.” The dog stands next to the bowl and the tennis ball has been added in with the food so that it doesn’t roll way.
June 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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What do we think the gatorade for hummingbird tastes like?
Plastic bottle of red liquid sitting on the corner of a table by a window with blinds closed. The bottle looks like a common sports drink, but the label says “Perky-Pet” at the top and then “Hummingbird nectar concentrate” below that.
June 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Even on a phone camera, the #aurora looks incredible tonight! #astrophotography 🔭
Image of the night sky between trees. The moon is low and there are streaks of pinks and purples across the sky.
May 11, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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December 3, 2023 at 2:22 AM