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Caorann, aka Consummate Evil she/her
@caorann.bsky.social
Fannish auntie from back in the day. Proud to be old and crotchety. Well over 18. Democratic Socialist. Bi. Feminist. Fledgling Buddhist. Tax accountant, maybe doing accounting/bookkeeping soon! https://www.accountingforartisans.com
My new washer and dryer sing jaunty tunes when they are done! And send a notification to my phone. The washer is so big and deep that it can wash a comforter and I need a step stool to reach the bottom. They are specifically for pet hair removal too!
June 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have entered the modern age. My new range connects to my phone, has a convection oven, and an air fryer! No more wonky burners and stuck drawers with broken handles!
June 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I bought a new Soul!🤣
March 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm starting a new business called Accounting for Artisans. I'll be teaching artists and crafters accounting so they can run their business better. Which logo do you like?
May 29, 2024 at 9:16 PM
New hair! My hairdresser convinced me not to do the whole thing in blue. I really like it!
March 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Today is for sewing! Yes, I have some cooking to do and an exercise class to go to, but for the most part, I'm sewing.
February 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
To do today:
❌ Put away dishes
❌ Put away laundry
❌ Fuse pattern pieces
🐈‍⬛ Litter box
🗑️ Trash
💸 Pay bills
🪙 Deposit checks
💳 Update card
🚗 Schedule vehicle emissions test

Pattern pieces on the steam press!
February 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
The apple crisp is so good! I tried a new recipe. It's delicious!
December 25, 2023 at 10:07 PM
To do today:
❌ Litter box
❌ Trash & recycling
❌ Empty dishwasher
❌ Empty dishwasher x2
❌ Hand wash dishes (Triumph!)
❌ Clean countertops
❌ Cooking- ham
❌ Baking- rolls
❌ Work on bags
❌ Read book

That's a wrap! I will fill out the list later. I'm too tired to think!
December 25, 2023 at 12:20 AM
I replaced the closet system in my front hall closet today! The old shelf was breaking and about to collapse so I bought all new hardware and installed it myself. 💪🏻🎉
December 23, 2023 at 8:28 PM
I got new pattern weights! They hold the pattern down on the fabric while you cut out the pieces. For less than 8 boring ones from Dritz I got 12 pretty ones from The Quilted Bear. They feel substantial, like they will last.
December 16, 2023 at 7:30 PM
There's a "hot firefighters" fabric out there, and I'm tempted to make a purse or tote inspired by 911 on ABC.
December 11, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Here are some more details of that messenger bag I made for @dizzzylu.bsky.social ! The Alt text has more detail, but you can see one of the side pleated pockets for a water bottle and the back with a zipper pocket to hide your phone in.
December 10, 2023 at 10:02 PM
So this is the mysterious bag I was making! It's finally in @dizzzylu.bsky.social 's hands. The Alt text has more details, but it's a messenger bag with a hidden geeky lining. I still have some of this fabric left, if someone wants to commission me.
December 10, 2023 at 9:54 PM
To do this weekend:
❌ Groceries
❌ Trash & recycling
❌ Put away laundry
💸 Pay bills
🍽️ Empty dishwasher
🧽 Hand wash dishes
🥣 Cook chili
✂️ Cut & fuse fabric
🦸🏻 Organize comics

As far as Puck is concerned, the only things on my to do list are napping and petting her.
December 9, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I'd like my hair to have a bit more volume, but it's so smooth and shiny today I can't say I mind it!
December 9, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I decided to do my hair tonight to be better prepared to go to the office tomorrow. It needs trimming in the bangs. I'm thinking about growing it out to an asymmetrical long bob. With a left part, left side just a centimeter below my chin & the right side 2 inches below my chin. What do you think?
December 4, 2023 at 2:41 AM
It's a little bit messy because I'm still learning how to do my own manicure, but I really love this color! A very sparkly pink.
December 1, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Here's another glittery fabric, this time with butterflies! It's going to be one of the fabrics in a small purse for my mother. Haven't picked out the rest of the fabrics or the pattern yet though.
November 30, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Someone (could it be @aliascelli.bsky.social ?) told me they like space themed fabric. I hope so, because this glittery fabric is going to be a gift for them! Still haven't decided what fabric to use for the lining though.
November 30, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Here's the thread- it's called Shades of Grass.
November 30, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Here's the fabric for my next project, a backpack that converts to a tote for my nephew. He picked out this fabric because he loves koala bears! I don't think you can tell, but the top 2 pieces are laminated and the bottom piece isn't. All of the pieces will be laminated eventually.
November 30, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Puck has learned to recognize the sound of the Reddi-Whip can spraying out delicious whipped cream. She's at my feet, hoping that I will drop some.
November 26, 2023 at 11:10 PM
To do today:
❌ Litter box
❌ Trash
❌ Catalog fabric
❌ Install bathroom door baskets
🍽️ Dishes
🔄 Rotate mattress
📘 Read books
🦸🏻 Organize comic books

Didn't want to do anything on my list, so I found something else to do!
November 26, 2023 at 8:59 PM
My pumpkin pie! It's delicious too!
November 25, 2023 at 12:52 AM