Shnapp outtov it!

Take my heart vote and get OUT of my SIGHT

Smart money's on an AI bot

OH. MY. GOD. The people who've been sitting for 2hrs at the gate, get on the plane, locate their seat THEN drop the world's biggest tote bag on it and block the aisle while they rummage through it like Margaret Mead looking for cultural artifacts in New Guinea.

See, THAT'S how it's done.

'Tis fine, mayhap you will dispose hence

It's like people who didn't bother to learn how a video game works: they keep mashing keys and twisting knobs thinking they'll hit the right ones and look like a hero but they keep fucking it up and having to try and restart from a backup.

#FreeTheRoll

Anita Tylenol and Amanda Huggenkiss

#BoycottShopify

Nice try CSIS

Conveniently avoiding the problem of embarrassingly small crowd turnout for the outside event.

Brenda from HR: she knows all the tricks - she'll get you 5 sick days and make it look like you only used 2.

And factual. Convicted felons are, indeed, turned back at the border unless erased from their. I'm sure there are underlings in Ottawa desperately searching for a plan if Agent Orange decides to try and visit.

Minnie Dix reporting for duty. Ok, I feel "seen" and "shamed" simultaneously but honesty is important.