Cosmic Canuck Corps
@canuckcorps.bsky.social
The CCC!
The Canadian Space Force!
Similar to America's SpaceForce, but with better health care, eh.
Remember:
Space is cold. We know cold!🇨🇦
Semper Pewing
The Canadian Space Force!
Similar to America's SpaceForce, but with better health care, eh.
Remember:
Space is cold. We know cold!🇨🇦
Semper Pewing
As Canada's Space Force, we're proud to admit that none of our Space ships are made by Toyota.
But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names:
Putin Prius
Tangerine Tacoma
Felon4Runner
Covfefe Corolla
RapeyRav4
Tariff Yaris
Maga Matrix
Small-hand Celica
Treason Trundra
But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names:
Putin Prius
Tangerine Tacoma
Felon4Runner
Covfefe Corolla
RapeyRav4
Tariff Yaris
Maga Matrix
Small-hand Celica
Treason Trundra
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
As Canada's Space Force, we're proud to admit that none of our Space ships are made by Toyota.
But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names:
Putin Prius
Tangerine Tacoma
Felon4Runner
Covfefe Corolla
RapeyRav4
Tariff Yaris
Maga Matrix
Small-hand Celica
Treason Trundra
But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names:
Putin Prius
Tangerine Tacoma
Felon4Runner
Covfefe Corolla
RapeyRav4
Tariff Yaris
Maga Matrix
Small-hand Celica
Treason Trundra
Trump's Whitehouse posting McDonald's' Grimace is not that bizarre when you consider that he seems to have a preference for the age group that buys Happy Meals.
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Trump's Whitehouse posting McDonald's' Grimace is not that bizarre when you consider that he seems to have a preference for the age group that buys Happy Meals.
Good day, all!
Your favourite Canadian Space Force here.
Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions.
We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade.
We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦
Your favourite Canadian Space Force here.
Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions.
We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade.
We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good day, all!
Your favourite Canadian Space Force here.
Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions.
We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade.
We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦
Your favourite Canadian Space Force here.
Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions.
We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade.
We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦
Hi.
Remember us?
We're back.
Remember us?
We're back.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hi.
Remember us?
We're back.
Remember us?
We're back.
We made a meme.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
July 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We made a meme.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going??
...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..
...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..
July 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going??
...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..
...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..
Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars.
As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...
As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...
July 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars.
As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...
As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...
Hey there Canuckian keeners!
Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids.
From Canada's Space Force...
Enjoy!
Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids.
From Canada's Space Force...
Enjoy!
July 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hey there Canuckian keeners!
Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids.
From Canada's Space Force...
Enjoy!
Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids.
From Canada's Space Force...
Enjoy!
400!??
That's chincredible!
It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..
That's chincredible!
It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..
July 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
400!??
That's chincredible!
It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..
That's chincredible!
It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..
Hello Canada!
As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess..
But it's #CanadaDay!
So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day!
Enjoy, ya hosers!
As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess..
But it's #CanadaDay!
So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day!
Enjoy, ya hosers!
July 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hello Canada!
As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess..
But it's #CanadaDay!
So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day!
Enjoy, ya hosers!
As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess..
But it's #CanadaDay!
So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day!
Enjoy, ya hosers!
TGIF, folks!
And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.
And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.
May 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
TGIF, folks!
And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.
And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.
These marketing teams are getting out of control..
May 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
These marketing teams are getting out of control..
Congrats on the new Pope:
Pope Bubbles IV
Pope Bubbles IV
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Congrats on the new Pope:
Pope Bubbles IV
Pope Bubbles IV
Welp...
We're glad that's PoliOVER!
We're glad that's PoliOVER!
April 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Welp...
We're glad that's PoliOVER!
We're glad that's PoliOVER!
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We in Canada's Space Force wish you all a happy and safe Easter.
We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...
We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...
April 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We in Canada's Space Force wish you all a happy and safe Easter.
We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...
We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...
For #NationalPetDay, we'd like to share our appreciation for the official pet of the Cosmic Canuck Corps... Fluffnuts.
Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system.
Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific.
Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system.
Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific.
April 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
For #NationalPetDay, we'd like to share our appreciation for the official pet of the Cosmic Canuck Corps... Fluffnuts.
Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system.
Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific.
Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system.
Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific.
We heard these were trending back on that bird site..
So to any Canadians out there...
What do Trump and Scarborough have in common?
So to any Canadians out there...
What do Trump and Scarborough have in common?
April 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We heard these were trending back on that bird site..
So to any Canadians out there...
What do Trump and Scarborough have in common?
So to any Canadians out there...
What do Trump and Scarborough have in common?
Trump announced his moronicus magnum opus, leading us to ask..
Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few?
Let's make a few guesses, yeah?
Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from.
UK: Has golf courses here.
Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine.
Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few?
Let's make a few guesses, yeah?
Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from.
UK: Has golf courses here.
Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine.
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump announced his moronicus magnum opus, leading us to ask..
Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few?
Let's make a few guesses, yeah?
Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from.
UK: Has golf courses here.
Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine.
Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few?
Let's make a few guesses, yeah?
Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from.
UK: Has golf courses here.
Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine.
#BREAKING
Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry.
His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used.
Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry.
His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used.
April 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
#BREAKING
Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry.
His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used.
Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry.
His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used.
#BREAKING
Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars.
MUSKWAFFE.
"Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air."
Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars.
MUSKWAFFE.
"Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air."
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
#BREAKING
Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars.
MUSKWAFFE.
"Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air."
Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars.
MUSKWAFFE.
"Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air."
But if he tariffs champaign, what will people pop when Trump finally leaves office?
March 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
But if he tariffs champaign, what will people pop when Trump finally leaves office?
300 likes? Wowza!
Hey MTG....
What's got you down? Keep your chin up! No need to be upset!
Hey MTG....
What's got you down? Keep your chin up! No need to be upset!
March 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
300 likes? Wowza!
Hey MTG....
What's got you down? Keep your chin up! No need to be upset!
Hey MTG....
What's got you down? Keep your chin up! No need to be upset!
Whoa! Gonna be hard to keep up!
March 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Whoa! Gonna be hard to keep up!