Lisa Topol
cantstoptheplop.bsky.social
Lisa Topol
@cantstoptheplop.bsky.social
I write for truth, justice, and the American way (formerly known as democracy). I like dogs more than people because they don’t f*ck it all up.
Very sneaky. Make the article so hard to find you think you’re in deep cognitive decline.
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Change a sentence here or there and announce “yeah that Obamacare sucked but this Trumpcare is the greatest health care plan we’ve ever seen.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Why are you pretending this is a real story? Get back to me in two weeks.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
We refuse to cooperate in any way and it’s all a democrat hoax . . . But yes, we’d like to make an official announcement that the redacted name right there is 100% definitely Virginia Giuffre. Scout’s honor.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Enter Megyn Kelly. . . And scene.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
WE JUST DRAG THEM OUT OF THEIR HOMES NAKED, IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT, RIP THEM AWAY FROM THEIR PARENTS, AND ZIP TIE THEM.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Come on you 8 feckless senators: feign outrage at this newly-found nestled in there secret monstrosity and use it as a reason to change your vote. You can do it!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM