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I love it when people refuse to let people (me) merge.
You petty little bald bastard, fair play.
You petty little bald bastard, fair play.
September 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I love it when people refuse to let people (me) merge.
You petty little bald bastard, fair play.
You petty little bald bastard, fair play.
Pretty sure I've got COVID. Hope it finishes me off
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Pretty sure I've got COVID. Hope it finishes me off
Houston, we have a (racism) problem
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Houston, we have a (racism) problem
Grey and cold today.
Like your future
Like your future
September 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Grey and cold today.
Like your future
Like your future
Remember when Liverpool were a goal down and Gerrard would start Hollywood passing it in the last ten minutes? Bruno plays like that from the first minute, every week.
100 million we lost on that bastard
100 million we lost on that bastard
September 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Remember when Liverpool were a goal down and Gerrard would start Hollywood passing it in the last ten minutes? Bruno plays like that from the first minute, every week.
100 million we lost on that bastard
100 million we lost on that bastard
Not overreacting but that Portuguese bastard wants tipping in the canal
September 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not overreacting but that Portuguese bastard wants tipping in the canal
Anyway, podcast coming next month. It's just me and @rondellehobbs.bsky.social sat in a Toby carvery slagging people off, so don't get carried away
September 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Anyway, podcast coming next month. It's just me and @rondellehobbs.bsky.social sat in a Toby carvery slagging people off, so don't get carried away
Am I the only person in the world without a podcast?
September 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Am I the only person in the world without a podcast?
I'd love to water cannon Tommy Robinson, imagine how far he'd go
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'd love to water cannon Tommy Robinson, imagine how far he'd go
110,000 people at that march today. 349 teeth in total.
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
110,000 people at that march today. 349 teeth in total.
Someone's called me 'bud' twice on here and I don't like it
September 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Someone's called me 'bud' twice on here and I don't like it
If you know who the shooter is no you don't
September 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you know who the shooter is no you don't
Just wanna be sat in Cascais, half cut listening to Simon and Garfunkel
September 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just wanna be sat in Cascais, half cut listening to Simon and Garfunkel
But he's got kids!
They'll be better people without that poisonous wanker in their lives
They'll be better people without that poisonous wanker in their lives
September 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
But he's got kids!
They'll be better people without that poisonous wanker in their lives
They'll be better people without that poisonous wanker in their lives
Chat shit, get shot in the throat
September 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Chat shit, get shot in the throat
Horse racing on strike
September 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Horse racing on strike
Eating a banana and the cat trots past with a mouse in her mouth. I can't live like this
September 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Eating a banana and the cat trots past with a mouse in her mouth. I can't live like this
Please strangle the corgis
Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long
www.inbella.com
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Please strangle the corgis
Think of how much we could give to the most vulnerable if we took everything off them and punted them all into The Thames
September 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Think of how much we could give to the most vulnerable if we took everything off them and punted them all into The Thames
Nice of Prince Harry to give a million pounds of our money to charity
September 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nice of Prince Harry to give a million pounds of our money to charity
Imagine someone normal needs to buy white and red paint, that awful conversation at the till about not being a racist.
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Imagine someone normal needs to buy white and red paint, that awful conversation at the till about not being a racist.
Oh have a look
Westbury White Horse checked for any England flag damage
Westbury White Horse checked for any England flag damage
Red fabric which was draped over the "much-loved" landmark has now been removed.
www.bbc.com
September 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Oh have a look
@rondellehobbs.bsky.social hey up cocker did you get home alright
September 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
@rondellehobbs.bsky.social hey up cocker did you get home alright
Stop sending dms. I'm not verifying I'm an adult.
September 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Stop sending dms. I'm not verifying I'm an adult.
Not weird at all
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Not weird at all