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How could you have known that, your boss went to business school to learn that
the classic tweet from @normal_now: Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
August 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Yes but then one of my favorite posts doesn’t work:
A tweet: nattie winters @UtilityLimb writes: Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE
July 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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jb-blunk you are a tar pit
June 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Tweet from @GrayAthene: darkly funny that the media insists that only democrats have a problem with overly online staffers/activists while ignoring the fact that ur average young Republican is some groyper with a copy of Bronze Age pervert and porn on their hard drive that’d get you 20 to life Being terminally online as a dem staffer makes you say latinx, being terminally online as a gop staffer makes you stab convicted domestic terrorists and jerk off to loli of Spanish nationalists
February 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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All I can think of is
Tweet from @SortaBad: Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
June 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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@caulimovirus.bsky.social I made a meme for a talk that I think only you would appreciate
A bell curve iq meme where the title is Hyponatremia, the low IQ surgeon says Give salt, the middle IQ hospitalist says Hyponatremia is due to excess water, giving salt is not helpful -‘d the high IQ nephrologist says Give salt (but for different reasons lol lol solute drag)
May 17, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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That’s because you didn’t read the classic:
Cover of the amusingly straightforward book “How to Avoid Huge Ships” by Captain John W Trimmer
March 26, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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I was reading more, and I found this tweet:

Does the statement “contract terminated” after an interview imply there was an agreed contract? It wasn’t “stop negotiations”.
Tweet from @karaswisher: “SCOOP: As I told him would happen, @donlemon, the owner of this platform Elon Musk sent a terse text to his reps: “Contract terminated” after an interview Lemon did with Musk last Friday that was not to the adult toddler’s liking, including questions about his ketamine use.”
March 13, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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This is a good follow up to
@crookedroads770 tweet: I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies
February 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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@dril tweet: "jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
February 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY (Legendary: Success)
Electrochemistry from Disco Elysium
November 30, 2023 at 6:41 AM
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Well then those doctors aren’t even following basic ACG guidelines or can’t bother to read UpToDate:
Text from UpToDate article on IBS recommending all patients suspected of having IBS get a complete blood count as well as stool testing for inflammation and blood testing for celiac disease.
November 5, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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I’m reminded of the quote about how being a billionaire is the equivalent of being kicked in the head by a horse.
Tweet from @Merman_Melville which states “Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it’s probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
October 16, 2023 at 8:19 PM