Stephen Hattersley
@cantonacollar.bsky.social
You'd rather drive yourself than travel in a self-driven car because you need the car as a travelling store room?
August 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
You'd rather drive yourself than travel in a self-driven car because you need the car as a travelling store room?
I just saw this and thought, 'must send this to Boydie'.
But it IS you! 😅
But it IS you! 😅
January 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just saw this and thought, 'must send this to Boydie'.
But it IS you! 😅
But it IS you! 😅
The finest film ever made.
January 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The finest film ever made.
I want exclusive rights to the phrases 'dung funnel' and 'spunkers'. And a three pack of Top Flite XL.
December 25, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I want exclusive rights to the phrases 'dung funnel' and 'spunkers'. And a three pack of Top Flite XL.
Yeah but come on, John. What's your beef with Gibson?
December 25, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Yeah but come on, John. What's your beef with Gibson?
The Ultimate Sportswashing Tournament. Awarded without any of the usual 'not-rigged' qualifying.
Honestly, if FIFA weren't so squeaky clean, you'd swear there was some kind of corruption going on...
Honestly, if FIFA weren't so squeaky clean, you'd swear there was some kind of corruption going on...
December 14, 2024 at 6:54 AM
The Ultimate Sportswashing Tournament. Awarded without any of the usual 'not-rigged' qualifying.
Honestly, if FIFA weren't so squeaky clean, you'd swear there was some kind of corruption going on...
Honestly, if FIFA weren't so squeaky clean, you'd swear there was some kind of corruption going on...
I'm scared to ask....have you changed your name to Chris Martin?
December 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I'm scared to ask....have you changed your name to Chris Martin?
Maria, you've gotta see her...
December 9, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Maria, you've gotta see her...
The 'Greggs sausage roll' of music. Bland, average, surrounded by stuff that's way better....but everyone loves them.
Perpetually baffling.
Perpetually baffling.
December 8, 2024 at 8:22 AM
The 'Greggs sausage roll' of music. Bland, average, surrounded by stuff that's way better....but everyone loves them.
Perpetually baffling.
Perpetually baffling.
It's just handbags...
November 25, 2024 at 4:59 PM
It's just handbags...
That looks a little bit like when there was that craze for throwing cheese slices on babys' heads.
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 PM
That looks a little bit like when there was that craze for throwing cheese slices on babys' heads.
Was. And still is.
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Was. And still is.
Breakfast, with no pudding? The States has gone to pot...
November 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Breakfast, with no pudding? The States has gone to pot...
We need to a) invite Phil Hanley onto here and b) get him to tour the UK. Urgently.
November 23, 2024 at 3:01 PM
We need to a) invite Phil Hanley onto here and b) get him to tour the UK. Urgently.
Pret Christmas Sandwich rules.
November 22, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Pret Christmas Sandwich rules.
Am I alone in thinking Home Alone 2 is better (ignoring any celebrity cameo appearances)?
The pranks are brutal. And brilliant.
The pranks are brutal. And brilliant.
November 22, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Am I alone in thinking Home Alone 2 is better (ignoring any celebrity cameo appearances)?
The pranks are brutal. And brilliant.
The pranks are brutal. And brilliant.
Alas, I think he is dealing with other spunkers at present. But here's hoping he deals with the dung-funnelling query later...
November 22, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Alas, I think he is dealing with other spunkers at present. But here's hoping he deals with the dung-funnelling query later...