Mean Janine
@canthandlethis.bsky.social
I'm the mean mom next door.
I look forward to disappointing and degrading you, my love.
I look forward to disappointing and degrading you, my love.
April 11, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I would, in fact, beat my wife.
I'm kidding. I'm never getting married again. Duck that.
#WifeBeater
I'm kidding. I'm never getting married again. Duck that.
#WifeBeater
April 9, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I would, in fact, beat my wife.
I'm kidding. I'm never getting married again. Duck that.
#WifeBeater
I'm kidding. I'm never getting married again. Duck that.
#WifeBeater
Aren't holidays just the ducking worst?
April 2, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Aren't holidays just the ducking worst?
Tonight I was in the shower, washing my legs, and I wondered why that was even a thing at one time. Like, were people ACTUALLY not washing their legs?
#DoesNotCompute #WhoAreThey #WashYourLegs!
#DoesNotCompute #WhoAreThey #WashYourLegs!
March 31, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Tonight I was in the shower, washing my legs, and I wondered why that was even a thing at one time. Like, were people ACTUALLY not washing their legs?
#DoesNotCompute #WhoAreThey #WashYourLegs!
#DoesNotCompute #WhoAreThey #WashYourLegs!
March 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
March 29, 2024 at 1:05 AM
March 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Listen, do not come to me expecting a self esteem boost.
You should leave my house feeling filthy and exhausted.
#TerribleWonderfulThings
💜
You should leave my house feeling filthy and exhausted.
#TerribleWonderfulThings
💜
March 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Listen, do not come to me expecting a self esteem boost.
You should leave my house feeling filthy and exhausted.
#TerribleWonderfulThings
💜
You should leave my house feeling filthy and exhausted.
#TerribleWonderfulThings
💜
March 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I downloaded a random chat app. I was bored and thought I wanted to talk to other humans. It was almost immediately overwhelming and I ghosted about 10 conversations.
March 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I downloaded a random chat app. I was bored and thought I wanted to talk to other humans. It was almost immediately overwhelming and I ghosted about 10 conversations.
March 19, 2024 at 2:34 AM
March 18, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Is it just a southern thing to go to a wake, kiss the dead on their forehead, take pictures of, and with, the dead in the casket, and THEN go to the funeral?
#WeirdRight ? #WeirdHumanThings
#WeirdRight ? #WeirdHumanThings
March 16, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Is it just a southern thing to go to a wake, kiss the dead on their forehead, take pictures of, and with, the dead in the casket, and THEN go to the funeral?
#WeirdRight ? #WeirdHumanThings
#WeirdRight ? #WeirdHumanThings
March 16, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Uhhhh forgot I existed for a bit.
March 15, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Uhhhh forgot I existed for a bit.
March 12, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I had an, (adult), Amazon order, (a realistic thing and an item called "The Hammer") delivered today. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't by Amazon. The box was open and I can only assume a neighbor got it, realized it definitely was NOT their order, and then kindly delivered it to me.
#AdultMishaps
#AdultMishaps
March 11, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I had an, (adult), Amazon order, (a realistic thing and an item called "The Hammer") delivered today. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't by Amazon. The box was open and I can only assume a neighbor got it, realized it definitely was NOT their order, and then kindly delivered it to me.
#AdultMishaps
#AdultMishaps
Hiiiiyo
These are my favorite pajama pants. They're so old, so worn by my thick thighs (look at the seams lol), and soft. I usually wear them with my Goonies t-shirt.
#OldPajamasRule #ThickThighs
#HalloweenFetish
These are my favorite pajama pants. They're so old, so worn by my thick thighs (look at the seams lol), and soft. I usually wear them with my Goonies t-shirt.
#OldPajamasRule #ThickThighs
#HalloweenFetish
March 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Hiiiiyo
These are my favorite pajama pants. They're so old, so worn by my thick thighs (look at the seams lol), and soft. I usually wear them with my Goonies t-shirt.
#OldPajamasRule #ThickThighs
#HalloweenFetish
These are my favorite pajama pants. They're so old, so worn by my thick thighs (look at the seams lol), and soft. I usually wear them with my Goonies t-shirt.
#OldPajamasRule #ThickThighs
#HalloweenFetish
Just not feeling today.
March 10, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Just not feeling today.
