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she / they . 28
she / they . 28
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"average person pulls 3 off banners a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person pulls 0 off banners per year. Off Banner Canter, who lives in cave & pulls over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn [sic] should not have been counted
my phone is moving as fast as my mind rn which, to say, is not fast at all
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
my phone is moving as fast as my mind rn which, to say, is not fast at all
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Wyrm Knight 🐉⚔️
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Wyrm Knight 🐉⚔️
now that it is finally here and i can say it: the switch tuah (2) is home!!!!! yippeeeeee
December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
now that it is finally here and i can say it: the switch tuah (2) is home!!!!! yippeeeeee
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i finished exit strategy btw!!! it was so good! and that makes twenty!!! books!!
i’m so close to reading twenty books this year SO CLOSE and that is an achievement because it is more books than i probably have read in the past few years combined
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i finished exit strategy btw!!! it was so good! and that makes twenty!!! books!!
i…….. am finally doing laundry maybe sleeping for three hours is a good thing…
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i…….. am finally doing laundry maybe sleeping for three hours is a good thing…
if i resolve to finish that “And You…” fic i had started after the actual anni event came out (two years ago? i think??) do i do research and redo the whole event so i have accuracy or do i just… continue on w blind love of the game
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if i resolve to finish that “And You…” fic i had started after the actual anni event came out (two years ago? i think??) do i do research and redo the whole event so i have accuracy or do i just… continue on w blind love of the game
i’m so close to reading twenty books this year SO CLOSE and that is an achievement because it is more books than i probably have read in the past few years combined
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i’m so close to reading twenty books this year SO CLOSE and that is an achievement because it is more books than i probably have read in the past few years combined
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❌️ mourning twt
✅️ treating jumping to bsky like prestiging in a roguelike
✅️ treating jumping to bsky like prestiging in a roguelike
October 21, 2024 at 8:01 PM
❌️ mourning twt
✅️ treating jumping to bsky like prestiging in a roguelike
✅️ treating jumping to bsky like prestiging in a roguelike
flailing around because i feel like a FAKE because i haven’t written in a YEAR (probably)
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
flailing around because i feel like a FAKE because i haven’t written in a YEAR (probably)
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more josh o'connor for you
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
more josh o'connor for you
merr chrysler everyone 👏🤠
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
merr chrysler everyone 👏🤠
did anyone notice my new glasses ;-;
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
did anyone notice my new glasses ;-;
i completely forgot how to play monster hunter lmfao send help
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i completely forgot how to play monster hunter lmfao send help
got last season's outback trinket, the platypus, today yippeeeeee
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
got last season's outback trinket, the platypus, today yippeeeeee
can someone tell me joe something from malaysia got here faster than anything i ordered domestic
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
can someone tell me joe something from malaysia got here faster than anything i ordered domestic
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I may be in the minority, but for me, chaos and shenanigans are not the goal at a #ttrpg table. I'm not against humor, but I love serious stories and games with stakes, and players and characters who take the secondary world and situations seriously.
Just me?
Just me?
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I may be in the minority, but for me, chaos and shenanigans are not the goal at a #ttrpg table. I'm not against humor, but I love serious stories and games with stakes, and players and characters who take the secondary world and situations seriously.
Just me?
Just me?
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
random musing of the day
my one attempt to write smut was so tiring and took everything out of me i havent seriously written in a year and a half i think i gotta get over that
my one attempt to write smut was so tiring and took everything out of me i havent seriously written in a year and a half i think i gotta get over that
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
random musing of the day
my one attempt to write smut was so tiring and took everything out of me i havent seriously written in a year and a half i think i gotta get over that
my one attempt to write smut was so tiring and took everything out of me i havent seriously written in a year and a half i think i gotta get over that
i need to fix my sleep schedule i don’t like being up until 4-5 and then suddenly passing out and walking to my alarm at 9 it doesn’t feel good
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
i need to fix my sleep schedule i don’t like being up until 4-5 and then suddenly passing out and walking to my alarm at 9 it doesn’t feel good
there’s this classical piece that’s been haunting me and i forgot what it was called but it’s not like i can (or want to) make a voice note of it LMAO
i guess i’ll shazam and hum it in the morning augh
i guess i’ll shazam and hum it in the morning augh
December 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
there’s this classical piece that’s been haunting me and i forgot what it was called but it’s not like i can (or want to) make a voice note of it LMAO
i guess i’ll shazam and hum it in the morning augh
i guess i’ll shazam and hum it in the morning augh