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Can I say faggot on here?
I gotta start learning from some of these mistakes if I’m gonna keep making so many 😮‍💨
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Everything is AI
Covid still exists

It is a hard time to be horny
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wow I’m a genius
Hear me out: pokemon animal crossing

You create an island and the pokemon that show up are determined by the island you build and then trainers come and battle your gym from other islands
October 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That new Demi lovato song kinda sounds like it’d be in a Kirby game for some sort of ice level (compliment)
September 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I promise uptown funk is a much better song if no straight people are around
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
All of the met gala videos look like AI and I hate it
May 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The bad news is I dropped the tub of burrata. The good news is we need to finish it TONIGHT
May 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Picture it:
It’s turn 18/20. Someone lands on a chance time and you lose both of your starts to Birdo.

In a miraculous turn of events, you steal a star back and get one in a hidden block one turn, win the jamboree buddy game by one point and get two stars the next turn, and get two bonus stars.
April 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m seeing Kylie Minogue tomorrow and everyone in a mile radius of me knows
April 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Before I partake in 420 (and thus end my T break) I need to see if I can hit the note in “All By Myself”
April 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@bbllaaiirree.bsky.social and I almost finished a full book of madlibs in one weekend
April 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The thing about going out with a bunch of queers is they’re all on antidepressants so they’ll get drunk really quick
April 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I’m so fucking excited to queen out at @kylieminogue.music-social.com.ap.brid.gy later this month
April 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You know when you get green and blue in connections and then you’re like “one of these is supposed to be easy?”

That’s where I’m at today.
March 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hear me out: pokemon animal crossing

You create an island and the pokemon that show up are determined by the island you build and then trainers come and battle your gym from other islands
March 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Why is flying super effective against fighting?
March 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The release of a new Chappell song on the same day Double Scorpio got shut down is the definition of gay panic
March 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Once again my Mario Party reputation proceeds me
March 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
:)
February 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Happy Half-Price Valentine's Candy Day to all who celebrate
February 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM