Lab-Brawl-tory Maniac 👻🎃
@cantaffordbrent.bsky.social
PDX-based Nerd. 🏳️🌈Gay. Dogdad. Video games, shitposts, and like 50% thirst traps. HIV-, Biohazard has a personal meaning. He/They.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
Sometimes Boy Lunch is 8 Potstickers and Thai chili mayo.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sometimes Boy Lunch is 8 Potstickers and Thai chili mayo.
Damn Walgreens, you're about to make me act up... 😈
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Damn Walgreens, you're about to make me act up... 😈
Sometimes I don't just make slop! Sometimes it's slop, but wrapped.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I don't just make slop! Sometimes it's slop, but wrapped.
The time change has truly ruined his routine now that he's on a twice daily pill. He begs for his cheese or hot dogs an hour early, and when I don't relent he goes and pouts for a little bit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The time change has truly ruined his routine now that he's on a twice daily pill. He begs for his cheese or hot dogs an hour early, and when I don't relent he goes and pouts for a little bit.
I was not made for the clicky-clackies for maximizing shareholder profit and long term financial gains.
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I was not made for the clicky-clackies for maximizing shareholder profit and long term financial gains.
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...
Oh... oh! 🥵👀
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh... oh! 🥵👀
So I decided to try out some of my other guys and make some new builds in Guild Wars to try out every new elite spec I missed, but that means playing the fashion game again because of course it does.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
So I decided to try out some of my other guys and make some new builds in Guild Wars to try out every new elite spec I missed, but that means playing the fashion game again because of course it does.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
So I had to make my Necro super hot too.
Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.
I'm supposed to go play Magic with friends, so obviously I'm rotting on the couch for as long as possible before I go.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm supposed to go play Magic with friends, so obviously I'm rotting on the couch for as long as possible before I go.
Damn, Dutch Bros. Let a guy mourn the end of Halloween for a little bit longer!
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Damn, Dutch Bros. Let a guy mourn the end of Halloween for a little bit longer!
Happy final day of Jocktober, everyone!
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Happy final day of Jocktober, everyone!
I like the small show of teeth. Now keep going.
October 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I like the small show of teeth. Now keep going.
Walkies!
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Walkies!
Don't TEASE me like this, internet meme!
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Don't TEASE me like this, internet meme!
I don't want to go back to work. I want to stay in the warmth of the shower forever.
Stupid capitalism.
Stupid capitalism.
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't want to go back to work. I want to stay in the warmth of the shower forever.
Stupid capitalism.
Stupid capitalism.
It's still Friday, so this still counts.
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's still Friday, so this still counts.
See @kylianpup.bsky.social, I can make more than just slop!
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
See @kylianpup.bsky.social, I can make more than just slop!
It's Spooky Season so you know what that means...
THE FROG IS BACK, BAYBEE
THE FROG IS BACK, BAYBEE
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It's Spooky Season so you know what that means...
THE FROG IS BACK, BAYBEE
THE FROG IS BACK, BAYBEE
Me: *has really good looking meal kits in the fridge*
Also me: "Time to make slop!"
Also me: "Time to make slop!"
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Me: *has really good looking meal kits in the fridge*
Also me: "Time to make slop!"
Also me: "Time to make slop!"
It's cold AF this morning.
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's cold AF this morning.
This little guys been the thorn in my side for 7 whole years now, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Happy Gotcha Day, Baldrboy. Here's to many, many more.
Happy Gotcha Day, Baldrboy. Here's to many, many more.
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This little guys been the thorn in my side for 7 whole years now, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Happy Gotcha Day, Baldrboy. Here's to many, many more.
Happy Gotcha Day, Baldrboy. Here's to many, many more.
You can tell this guy knows the fit ain't it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You can tell this guy knows the fit ain't it.
I feel like I'm cosplaying as a boring ass adult this morning.
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I feel like I'm cosplaying as a boring ass adult this morning.
Finally feeling human so I had to clean up the beard, strip and disinfect the bed, and now showering.
All in the glasses I forgot I was wearing from staring at computer screens as I woke up. 😅
All in the glasses I forgot I was wearing from staring at computer screens as I woke up. 😅
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Finally feeling human so I had to clean up the beard, strip and disinfect the bed, and now showering.
All in the glasses I forgot I was wearing from staring at computer screens as I woke up. 😅
All in the glasses I forgot I was wearing from staring at computer screens as I woke up. 😅
Did I fully remake my Elementalist in GW2 just to make him super hot?
Yes. Will I do it again?
Also yes.
Yes. Will I do it again?
Also yes.
October 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Did I fully remake my Elementalist in GW2 just to make him super hot?
Yes. Will I do it again?
Also yes.
Yes. Will I do it again?
Also yes.