cannon9009 🔞
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hello world and all who inhabit it!
i'll be retweeting nsfw stuff here so if you're under the age of 18 get outta here. or if you dont wanna see the weird stuff im into just turn reposts off. i think that's a thing here, right
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hello world and all who inhabit it!
i'll be retweeting nsfw stuff here so if you're under the age of 18 get outta here. or if you dont wanna see the weird stuff im into just turn reposts off. i think that's a thing here, right
This was originally pointed out in 2014 by an xkcd comic which features examples of this. There is also a Twitter account dedicated to making images of Wikipedia article titles that feature the same stress pattern!
![[Caption above comic]
WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE TITLES
With the right syllable stress pattern to be sung to the tune of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song
[Six groups of Wikipedia article titles are written out. Each group contains ten titles. The first title of each group is drawn in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, where the final word of each title is drawn in bulbous green text in the shape of an arch, with the remaining words in white text on a red banner above the green text. The remainder of the titles in each group are arranged as a list in standard font next to the larger titles, alternating from right to left hand side going down the comic. Some examples include "ACE VENTURE: PET DETECTIVE", "ASIAN HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION", "SAN DIEGO CITY COUNCIL", "SINGLE PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE", "SPOTTED GIANT FLYING SQUIRREL", and "WOMEN SCIENCE FICTION AUTHORS".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ax66nyuocrdy3spl4oup3pbx/bafkreid66ycebcis4ubk27kta4pnl7v64gyifxyjpvrswwsc2magjixfuu@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This was originally pointed out in 2014 by an xkcd comic which features examples of this. There is also a Twitter account dedicated to making images of Wikipedia article titles that feature the same stress pattern!
The joke is that TMNT's main lyrics in the song are in a "trochaic tetrameter". In poetry, this is when syllables are stressed in the pattern of "long-short-long-short-long-short-long-short". A lot of terms, short phrases, etc. follow this same pattern! For example: "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective".
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The joke is that TMNT's main lyrics in the song are in a "trochaic tetrameter". In poetry, this is when syllables are stressed in the pattern of "long-short-long-short-long-short-long-short". A lot of terms, short phrases, etc. follow this same pattern! For example: "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective".
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This isn’t an “I’m done drawing” post. I need to keep an income flowing. Just last night was an especially painful sign of things, and my motivation to touch anything that isn’t comm related has been pretty dead. Just feeling really tired, expendable, and used. i'll delete this later....
November 6, 2024 at 6:02 PM
This isn’t an “I’m done drawing” post. I need to keep an income flowing. Just last night was an especially painful sign of things, and my motivation to touch anything that isn’t comm related has been pretty dead. Just feeling really tired, expendable, and used. i'll delete this later....
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It’s just getting harder to ignore the shitty people who keep tabs on my stuff. I should not let them get to me, but like statistically a chunk wank it off to my stuff while thinking I’m less than human, and that it would be cool if people like me disappeared, and then post dope memes about it.
November 6, 2024 at 6:01 PM
It’s just getting harder to ignore the shitty people who keep tabs on my stuff. I should not let them get to me, but like statistically a chunk wank it off to my stuff while thinking I’m less than human, and that it would be cool if people like me disappeared, and then post dope memes about it.
Well, their messages are off and I don't see any linked socials, and their inventory is hidden to boot. Their user is "Alexthesmarthaha1233". If you search their name in the creator catalog (with unverified creators included in the filter), it'll be there, along with some other suspicious stuff.
October 24, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Well, their messages are off and I don't see any linked socials, and their inventory is hidden to boot. Their user is "Alexthesmarthaha1233". If you search their name in the creator catalog (with unverified creators included in the filter), it'll be there, along with some other suspicious stuff.
While I do have the thought fresh in my mind, I found someone that reuploaded one of those body types to the creator catalog, do I just file a plain ROBLOX report or should I send it over to you so you can contact the user?
October 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
While I do have the thought fresh in my mind, I found someone that reuploaded one of those body types to the creator catalog, do I just file a plain ROBLOX report or should I send it over to you so you can contact the user?