Cannolo Tyromancer
@cannolo.bsky.social
Reader of the cheese. Portent of the doom. As my Nonny used to say to me, "No puedes deletrear italiano sin ano!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Cities, States, and Countries are just Big Government's way of selling you more government.
June 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Cities, States, and Countries are just Big Government's way of selling you more government.
If you know a Greg, don't nickname him Gerg. I met a Gerg from New Jersey once. He was so broken you could see it in his eyes. #GergAwareness
April 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If you know a Greg, don't nickname him Gerg. I met a Gerg from New Jersey once. He was so broken you could see it in his eyes. #GergAwareness
opening a hospice for aging hippies called "Puff, Puff, Sorry Your Gramma Passed!" need investors!!! hmu
April 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
opening a hospice for aging hippies called "Puff, Puff, Sorry Your Gramma Passed!" need investors!!! hmu
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It's cold out!!!
February 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It's cold out!!!
According to Duolingo I'm, like, 90% fluent in Spanish so I'm ready to jump in. Who wants to have a convo in Spanish with me? I'll start:
¡Ella tiene doce sofás!
¡Ella tiene doce sofás!
November 16, 2023 at 5:23 PM
According to Duolingo I'm, like, 90% fluent in Spanish so I'm ready to jump in. Who wants to have a convo in Spanish with me? I'll start:
¡Ella tiene doce sofás!
¡Ella tiene doce sofás!
In world first, mite makes actual asshat!!!
It's #MiteMonday, so here's your periodic reminder that there's a species of mite with a DORSAL ANUS. That's right, its bottom is on its top!
Penthaleus major (the blue oat mite) is an agricultural pest, as it feeds on the fluids of plants - the clear droplet of liquid visible here is its poo. 🧪
Penthaleus major (the blue oat mite) is an agricultural pest, as it feeds on the fluids of plants - the clear droplet of liquid visible here is its poo. 🧪
November 6, 2023 at 4:35 AM
In world first, mite makes actual asshat!!!