Namastanxiety
@cannibalpinata.bsky.social
I write. I lift. I did politics. And I love confrontation.
My partner and I have a codex of nicknames and I’m 75% sure at least six of them are the same person.
February 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
My partner and I have a codex of nicknames and I’m 75% sure at least six of them are the same person.
no it’s fine he’s okay with those people
February 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
no it’s fine he’s okay with those people
sorry is it not Very Normal to walk the disembodied voice of a stranger through the roadmap of all the worst and most terrible events of your life.
February 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
sorry is it not Very Normal to walk the disembodied voice of a stranger through the roadmap of all the worst and most terrible events of your life.
We can this woman “Ants” and I can’t remember her real name because it’s been hours.
February 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
We can this woman “Ants” and I can’t remember her real name because it’s been hours.
with not an outfit to match them? I shan’t believe it.
February 16, 2025 at 8:28 AM
with not an outfit to match them? I shan’t believe it.
no bc I told my partner “these people are cute and cool but the rest is like watching a woman who knows her husband watches weird shit online shopping at Costco on a Sunday early afternoon”.
February 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
no bc I told my partner “these people are cute and cool but the rest is like watching a woman who knows her husband watches weird shit online shopping at Costco on a Sunday early afternoon”.
I keep following my partner around in my best Fargo impression saying “I love a good cream pie” and I think we are in a fight now but I’ve come too far to find out.
February 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I keep following my partner around in my best Fargo impression saying “I love a good cream pie” and I think we are in a fight now but I’ve come too far to find out.
You gotta create a codex for them. Turtleneck, Plastic Surgery, Same Dad Couple, North Minnesota, Joe Rogan Ants, Ants Adjacent, 5’8. Learn no names. Only codes.
February 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
You gotta create a codex for them. Turtleneck, Plastic Surgery, Same Dad Couple, North Minnesota, Joe Rogan Ants, Ants Adjacent, 5’8. Learn no names. Only codes.
no stop I’m gonna follow you bc I had LIB playing on my laptop while I farmed so much Infinity Nikki said I reached my bling capacity for the day.
I didn’t know they had a bling capacity for the day.
I didn’t know they had a bling capacity for the day.
February 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
no stop I’m gonna follow you bc I had LIB playing on my laptop while I farmed so much Infinity Nikki said I reached my bling capacity for the day.
I didn’t know they had a bling capacity for the day.
I didn’t know they had a bling capacity for the day.
My sister swears Netflix edited what he really said but I’m not convinced. Homeboy has hella liver problems in his future.
February 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My sister swears Netflix edited what he really said but I’m not convinced. Homeboy has hella liver problems in his future.
“Ants” “Plastic surgeon” “Trauma dump girl” “The same dads couple” “Canadian border accent” “Blind sister exploiter” “5’8”“Turtleneck” and “Those People Guy” are ours. Some of them may be the same person. It’s not clear.
February 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
“Ants” “Plastic surgeon” “Trauma dump girl” “The same dads couple” “Canadian border accent” “Blind sister exploiter” “5’8”“Turtleneck” and “Those People Guy” are ours. Some of them may be the same person. It’s not clear.
Experiment is a Dr. Moreau way and less Marie Curie way.
February 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Experiment is a Dr. Moreau way and less Marie Curie way.
I was cackling at this scene I rewound it like three times. It’s giving “how do you do, fellow kids”
February 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I was cackling at this scene I rewound it like three times. It’s giving “how do you do, fellow kids”
Me five minutes ago: They DO know that’s a potential partner on the other side of the wall and not a licensed therapist right…?
February 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me five minutes ago: They DO know that’s a potential partner on the other side of the wall and not a licensed therapist right…?
I’m replying to random BlueSky tweets about this because my sisters haven’t seen it and I have nobody to talk to.
February 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m replying to random BlueSky tweets about this because my sisters haven’t seen it and I have nobody to talk to.
“It’s really important to me to be with someone honest” “No omg me too”
Just one time I want someone to say “Oh not me, I love lying. I lie all the time. Lying is my Super Bowl.”
Just one time I want someone to say “Oh not me, I love lying. I lie all the time. Lying is my Super Bowl.”
February 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“It’s really important to me to be with someone honest” “No omg me too”
Just one time I want someone to say “Oh not me, I love lying. I lie all the time. Lying is my Super Bowl.”
Just one time I want someone to say “Oh not me, I love lying. I lie all the time. Lying is my Super Bowl.”
I’ve been referring to her a “the ants woman” because girl what are you talking about “I’m not religious” after that tidbit lmao
February 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’ve been referring to her a “the ants woman” because girl what are you talking about “I’m not religious” after that tidbit lmao