Well now i have this in my room, old carbine from 1864, originally used in the USA civil war, then somehow ended up to my ancestor in NZ, used to hunt rebels from the 1860s to 1870s, bloody wild.

Oh damn, my family is in the livingroom, just outside my door, having a conversation about, opening up some old family artifact i think, that hasn't been touched in decades, bro i just woke up to this the hell.

Ah summer, where every night i get to hear the big ass bugs smashing themselves against my windows constantly, especially fun when they sound like fingers tapping against the glass, so fun to hear that in the middle of the night half asleep. Fuck this damn season.

Oh fun, just had one of those thibgs were i swear i just saw a post i saw months ago about someUS airmen showing off a plane to some islanders, with the same comments, and the same porn account talking about UFOs, all while its a sunny day, weird mate, bloody freaky, but fun.

Holy damn didn't know how much space Kenshi saves had, bloody hell damn near 50 GB of stuff.

Ah fuck was off thw internet for a few days and came back to find out that cunt Brian Tamaki got up to more shit, this tike in the UK. Yo sorry brits for that fella, and o7 to the UK Maori, bet all this gonna make the next few days bloody annoying for yous.

Just learnt NZ has a settlement called Jerusalem, and also used to have settlements called, Atene (Athens), Roma (Rome), Peterehama (Bethlehem) all founded by Ngati Hau (the hell were they up to with their names?) And it just seems funny to me going "im from Jerusalem, NZ".

Gods, youtube shorts, tiktok and google images are still infested with AI generated pictures of Maori, always looks like shit, with tattoos that either look like nonsense scribbles, and the Maori are always yelling for some reason.

Jesus I need a fucking shotgun these rats brrooo!!!

Moss

Still thinking about that story of one of my cousins bringing over a white boy, and my whanau being all "why did you bring a white fella over" and she was like "nah, he's British" and my whanau was like "all goods then"

Saw some American bro use my peoples language and mythology for his Web comic or something, made me weirdly uncomfortable and even a little angry, the bro did nothing wrong, nothing racist or particular incentive, and i belive he has every right to keep doing it.

Just thinking about the bros from Indonesia back in the day who settled Madagascar, like did one bro just think "let's get one of the boats and sail west until we find something cool".

Damn Americans still going on about their blue guys doing a haka, cringe cunts.