my lips are always chapped and uncomfortable since its cold as shit up here. this must be divine punishment for my hubris. my bloodline was not meant to travel even further north than it already had

my son is addicted to eating plastic wtf

did not post about this one from the other day but this was a white mocha with cookies and cream soft top because i am addicted

dutch bros today is white zombie chai with cookies and cream soft top. the barista said “it sounded soooo good” and that was my ego boost for the day. imagine my cat begging me for a treat in the bf of this picture

i think i cut a small piece of plastic into my lunch today before i reheated it and i was just like.... ok... just add another piece of plastic to the microplastic pile thats my body

i love when!! my body only lets me sleep for 4 hours!! lets give it up for 4 hours of sleep!!

no dutch bros today so im eating my own croc

ive been falling down the smash melee tournament video essay rabbit hole and my toxic trait is thinking i can make it to top 8 at a major with pichu

using this platform to document my dutch bros addiction. today was a tropical green tea (extra sweet) it’s a favorite of mine but it lowkey just tasted like syrup today

one of the first posts i see here is ffxiv fanart… like how tf did they know i have that shit open rn!!

a photo of my son taken on the camera i will never clean. nice words about him only please.