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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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sneeze: the means of production \\ Toronto \\ he/him
Still recovering from Game 7, but bsky can have a selfie
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Russian race science:
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I like when toilets give you the choice of choosing whether you’re *real* shitter, or just a dilettante
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s *my* Mount Rushmore and *I* get to pick the games

My Mount Rushmore of PS2 games
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Booked a room here and everyone knew you
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Plus Norman Reedus showers with Guillermo del Toro
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s giving
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Problem solved
October 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Midnight the day before a morning flight, and I suddenly realize what book I want to bring on my trip to reread. I search through my shelves, and grab it. I immediately wonder why my subconscious wants to sabotage my border crossing
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Yankees fans…can you explain this?
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
September 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
*whispers* Cinderella….
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Swedish is not a serious language
September 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
August 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Do you think they phrased it this way just to spite Napoleon?
August 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What a lovely looking young woman. I hope someone tries really hard to impress her!
August 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
August 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Comment version of this bumper sticker by @wigu.org
August 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
August 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They say dress for the job you want
August 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When your nation *definitely* has an identity, and it’s totally *not embarrassing* nor *built on arbitrary things to justify a settler-colonial project*
August 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Of course I do ☺️

Make your own “Organ Trail” pun
August 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM