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Canna Claus
@cannaclaus.bsky.social
Santa's hippie brother ✌️💚🪴
Co-host of "Beyond the Haze" podcast
Good morning! I am officially offering my services to the Canadian government as fentanyl Czar (rendition of me observing the border from above)
February 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I think it's hilarious that White Claw will no longer be available in Canada. Well, at least until they use Canadian vodka in it. The MapleMAGA crowd's drink of choice I'd say😂😂
February 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Good morning! The 🐴💩 has begun! Never thought I would see the day that Canada and the US are in a trade war. Canadians are angry dude. It's going to get interesting here in Niagara Falls. Most of our tourists come from there. I'm sure some will hear about how we feel. Texans probably shouldn't visit
February 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Well, good morning. Welcome to the new world. I turned 55 yesterday, the US broke up with my country and unilaterally decided we owe alimony. Also, Breitbart is now the official news of the Pentagon. These next four years are going to require A LOT of cannabis, JS ✌️💚🪴
February 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
To my american friends:
When 🇨🇦 responds to the tariffs next week, please remember we are only doing what we have to do. When the lights go out in NY city, or there is no potash for your fields, uranium for your reactors, or aluminum for your industry, keep it in your mind that we didn't want this
January 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Your proposal is flattering, but we decline. We can remain friends, but we are already married to England, your ex. Stop with the threats, they will only push us away and make us re-evaluate our relationship altogether. This is bordering on stalking, we don't wanna have to file a restraining order
January 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Screenshots from a White house released video showing the Marines being deployed along the border with Mexico
January 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Good morning! Today I reported Premier Smith to the RCMP for working against the Canadian interests and colluding with a foreign government to undermine negotiations with the United States government. They were apprehensive at first, but seemed to agree this may warrant further investigation. ✌️💚🇨🇦
January 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
January 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Good morning! It's Mrs Claus's bday today! We are headed to the casino across the river in NF,NY for dinner and some gaming later. Coffee and cannabis for now though! ✌️💚🪴
January 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy New Year! I'll try to be on here a little more often this year. I hope you all had a safe and enjoyable celebration last night! May 2025 bring you great happiness ✌️💚🪴
January 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Good morning! Couple of 🎅 gigs today. First at a long term care home, then Storytime with Santa for the evening! Should be a good day! ✌️💚🎅 (This is me last week at Storytime) #Santa
December 12, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Good morning Bluesky! Sorry I haven't been on here much. Tis' the busy season for me and all. Here I am last night at the Fairway of Lights in Markham, Ontario. Quite a magical setting isn't it?
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December 8, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Good morning! Donning the suit this evening for Storytime With Santa. Think I'll read Frosty, and Twas the Night Before Christmas ✌️💚🎅
November 29, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Good morning Bluesky! Happy Thanksgiving to my US friends! ✌️💚🪴🦃
November 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM
All ready for my gig! How do I look? #Santa
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Good morning Bluesky #StonerFam! I have a morning 🎅 gig in Burlington today! Tomorrow I'm in downtown Toronto! Going to be a fun weekend! Time for a quick #coffee and some #cannabis before I don the suit! Have an awesome day! ✌️💚🪴
November 23, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Good morning #StonerFam! New Pot-cast is almost ready to launch! Might even have a teaser to post later today! ✌️💚🪴
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Mrs Claus surprised me with this new mug!
November 17, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Good morning Bluesky! Busy day today, but that doesn't mean I can't start it by chillin with the two big dogs, sip some #coffee and smoke some #cannabis! ✌️💚🪴 #wakeNbake
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Oh Hell ya! Tribal Cuban Lynx Trifectas are in the house! Triple infused with live rosin, Terp sauce and dusted in THCa diamonds with a black ceramic tip. This is one fancy ass doobie! ✌️💚🪴
November 14, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Good morning! Just two more sleeps until I don the big red suit again! Getting excited! Today I have to get the hair and beard ready, as well as my props. First though, it's time for #coffee and #cannabis! ✌️💚🪴🎅
November 14, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Hey Bluesky, been a minute. How ya doin?
November 14, 2024 at 12:12 AM