Robot Smoke Break
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"No honey, it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that there's a 25% chance you're cheating on me"
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"No honey, it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that there's a 25% chance you're cheating on me"
It's so embarrassing that you called them Guardians. Real loser shit.
December 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It's so embarrassing that you called them Guardians. Real loser shit.
It's very funny that no one can get him to stop bragging about this because they can't let him know they think he has dementia.
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's very funny that no one can get him to stop bragging about this because they can't let him know they think he has dementia.
Headline*. Lol.
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Headline*. Lol.
Deadline that flashes across the screen in the opening of a zombie movie
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Deadline that flashes across the screen in the opening of a zombie movie
I hope you get exactly what the law determines you deserve.
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I hope you get exactly what the law determines you deserve.
And if they care about some coke, they are a fucking loser.
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
And if they care about some coke, they are a fucking loser.
The house they live in used to be a women's shelter.
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The house they live in used to be a women's shelter.
I enjoy laughing at weirdos
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I enjoy laughing at weirdos
Who gives a shit about coke you fucking loser
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Who gives a shit about coke you fucking loser
You can tell this is bullshit because people whose children are brainwashed to cut off ties with them, like when they enter a cult, generally don't consider their children "ungrateful little bastards"
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You can tell this is bullshit because people whose children are brainwashed to cut off ties with them, like when they enter a cult, generally don't consider their children "ungrateful little bastards"
American Janissaries
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
American Janissaries
Limey pomegranate?
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Limey pomegranate?
Who do you think "they" are?
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Who do you think "they" are?
1. I am one of the dozens of people world wide that are not American
2. Saying that someone can't criticize the democratic party because people they share a race with mostly voted for another party is fucking insane.
2. Saying that someone can't criticize the democratic party because people they share a race with mostly voted for another party is fucking insane.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
1. I am one of the dozens of people world wide that are not American
2. Saying that someone can't criticize the democratic party because people they share a race with mostly voted for another party is fucking insane.
2. Saying that someone can't criticize the democratic party because people they share a race with mostly voted for another party is fucking insane.
What the fuck are you talking about?
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's so funny no one has managed to stop him from bragging about it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It's so funny no one has managed to stop him from bragging about it.
I think probably pain is the simplest thing that an animal can feel.
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I think probably pain is the simplest thing that an animal can feel.
The fighting was explicitly before they crop dusted the world. That wouldn't have killed millions of people without a nuke going off.
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The fighting was explicitly before they crop dusted the world. That wouldn't have killed millions of people without a nuke going off.
It's just gun powder he won't use, because of his hatred of the Chinese.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It's just gun powder he won't use, because of his hatred of the Chinese.
My face when I'm about to get to the bottom of all this gay stuff.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My face when I'm about to get to the bottom of all this gay stuff.
"everything bad that happens is because of the people in my phone that I don't like"
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"everything bad that happens is because of the people in my phone that I don't like"
I suppose these late night shows can get pretty boring after a while.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I suppose these late night shows can get pretty boring after a while.
Oblivion NPC face
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oblivion NPC face
You know who people like, a septuagenarian engaged in a long running feud with a pierogi selling over hos connections with the world's most notorious pedophile.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You know who people like, a septuagenarian engaged in a long running feud with a pierogi selling over hos connections with the world's most notorious pedophile.