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world shitpost federation grand meme slam dankdancing runner up (the winner was raygun)
put a finger down if you remember the leopard lady reblogging a twitter personality who later nearly convinced you to join a trotskyist cult, only to leave said cult (for VERY valid reasons) but then start an even cultier cult.
if you put a finger down, what night cream do you use?
if you put a finger down, what night cream do you use?
August 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
put a finger down if you remember the leopard lady reblogging a twitter personality who later nearly convinced you to join a trotskyist cult, only to leave said cult (for VERY valid reasons) but then start an even cultier cult.
if you put a finger down, what night cream do you use?
if you put a finger down, what night cream do you use?
sydney sweeney: worst jeanist
July 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
sydney sweeney: worst jeanist
in american eagle, straight up “blowin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. their jogwhistle (jean dogwhistle)
July 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
in american eagle, straight up “blowin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. their jogwhistle (jean dogwhistle)
let orange man win, get annoying white lady parades.
basic math.
basic math.
June 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
let orange man win, get annoying white lady parades.
basic math.
basic math.
ok bi ladies let’s clear this up for pride
- if ur bf has bi wife energy (or is just plain bi) he can come
- if he has “can i watch” and/or “moderate on dating apps” energy no he can’t
- if he has that certain ✨je ne sais quoi✨ he can’t put his finger on quite yet, she (or they) belongs there.
- if ur bf has bi wife energy (or is just plain bi) he can come
- if he has “can i watch” and/or “moderate on dating apps” energy no he can’t
- if he has that certain ✨je ne sais quoi✨ he can’t put his finger on quite yet, she (or they) belongs there.
June 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
ok bi ladies let’s clear this up for pride
- if ur bf has bi wife energy (or is just plain bi) he can come
- if he has “can i watch” and/or “moderate on dating apps” energy no he can’t
- if he has that certain ✨je ne sais quoi✨ he can’t put his finger on quite yet, she (or they) belongs there.
- if ur bf has bi wife energy (or is just plain bi) he can come
- if he has “can i watch” and/or “moderate on dating apps” energy no he can’t
- if he has that certain ✨je ne sais quoi✨ he can’t put his finger on quite yet, she (or they) belongs there.
that pink gym girl is clearly 10 years old and doesn’t know who michelle obama is (or the shit ppl said about her)
all those turnips for what
all those turnips for what
June 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
that pink gym girl is clearly 10 years old and doesn’t know who michelle obama is (or the shit ppl said about her)
all those turnips for what
all those turnips for what
yay finally i can stop pretending 1989 tv is better
June 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
yay finally i can stop pretending 1989 tv is better
yellow diamond is a clod pass it on
June 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
yellow diamond is a clod pass it on
mr beast didn’t spend 95 hours total counting to 200,000 just so you could pretend that two is a bigger number
June 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
mr beast didn’t spend 95 hours total counting to 200,000 just so you could pretend that two is a bigger number
this just in: all babies are at least 37 years old and voted in 2006
June 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
this just in: all babies are at least 37 years old and voted in 2006
all the gay kids cheering on the corn ban as if the corn ban guys don’t think everything gay is corn
June 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
all the gay kids cheering on the corn ban as if the corn ban guys don’t think everything gay is corn
“collective punishment is wrong” *collectively punishes gay kids for the actions of joe biden*
June 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
“collective punishment is wrong” *collectively punishes gay kids for the actions of joe biden*
strikes have to be from the “we actually planned this out months if not years in advance” region of france
otherwise it’s just sparkling sick day
otherwise it’s just sparkling sick day
June 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
strikes have to be from the “we actually planned this out months if not years in advance” region of france
otherwise it’s just sparkling sick day
otherwise it’s just sparkling sick day
if ariana grande is zuko and zuko is todoroki and todoroki is meg thee stallion and meg thee stallion is yeehaw and yeehaw is lil nas x and lil nas x is satan, then by the transitive property ariana grande is satan and therefore a newsie
June 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
if ariana grande is zuko and zuko is todoroki and todoroki is meg thee stallion and meg thee stallion is yeehaw and yeehaw is lil nas x and lil nas x is satan, then by the transitive property ariana grande is satan and therefore a newsie
ayn rand paul ryan reynolds pamphlet
June 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
ayn rand paul ryan reynolds pamphlet
“We’re the gay friendly side unlike those blue haired freaks of nature who are simultaneously weak little snowflakes and big scary terrorists” ok buddy whatever you say
June 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“We’re the gay friendly side unlike those blue haired freaks of nature who are simultaneously weak little snowflakes and big scary terrorists” ok buddy whatever you say
select your gender
- he (has no style)
- she (tastes like cola)
- some (body once told me)
- he (has no style)
- she (tastes like cola)
- some (body once told me)
June 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
select your gender
- he (has no style)
- she (tastes like cola)
- some (body once told me)
- he (has no style)
- she (tastes like cola)
- some (body once told me)
“finally the libs will care” blue bracelet
March 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“finally the libs will care” blue bracelet
2024: don’t let singing lady and football man distract you
later 2024: idc who wins they’re both exactly the same
2025: don’t let singing lady and football man distract you from the hostile government takeover distracting you
later 2024: idc who wins they’re both exactly the same
2025: don’t let singing lady and football man distract you from the hostile government takeover distracting you
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
2024: don’t let singing lady and football man distract you
later 2024: idc who wins they’re both exactly the same
2025: don’t let singing lady and football man distract you from the hostile government takeover distracting you
later 2024: idc who wins they’re both exactly the same
2025: don’t let singing lady and football man distract you from the hostile government takeover distracting you
art house politics once said #sonic would be an #accelerationist and i have never been the same
February 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
art house politics once said #sonic would be an #accelerationist and i have never been the same
i feel bad for accelerationists they wanted revolution and got pink hat
January 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i feel bad for accelerationists they wanted revolution and got pink hat
gonna wear a blue bracelet to show everyone im an annoying white lady. big brain thinking.
January 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
gonna wear a blue bracelet to show everyone im an annoying white lady. big brain thinking.
ok fine ur right the sportsball game will distract me from the why are you throwing shit at my head
January 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
ok fine ur right the sportsball game will distract me from the why are you throwing shit at my head